You might be submissive if:

[Ebonyfire]

You are a male and you fall to your knees in front of every woman you see who is dressed in black leather.

OR

You use a dog leash to hold up your pants instead of a belt.


Yes this is a humorous thread. Join in.

Ebony

 

[WriterDom]

if, when you were a little girl, your barbie dolls had rope burns on their wrists.

 

[MissTaken]

if you visit the nearby military post just so you can arouse yourself by saying "Yes, Sir."

 

[Ebonyfire]

if, when you were a little girl, your barbie dolls had rope burns on their wrists.

Hmm, good one WD.

 

[Ebonyfire]

if you visit the nearby military post just so you can arouse yourself by saying "Yes, Sir."

I like it!

 

[Ebonyfire]

You turn up your purse looking for some change for the soda machine, and a pair nipple clamps fall out.

Eb

 

[WriterDom]

If you watch I dream of Jeannie, and you are jealous because Jeannie has a Master.

 

[lovetoread]

You get a little aroused each time you hit the submit button.

 

[Ebonyfire]

You get a little aroused each time you hit the submit button.

LMAO

Eb

 

[Ebonyfire]

You go on a business trip, and you only shower in your room cause you do not have the key to your chastity belt.

OR

you play golf with the guys and you have a hard time finding a stall to pee in cause you have to pee sitting down.

Eb

 

[MissTaken]

You get a little aroused each time you hit the submit button.

Hahahha

You get your teacher's certfication, just so you can be a "sub" on the job.

 

[Ebonyfire]

You may be submissive if:

You are forced to go to the laundromat because your washer and dryer are broken, and you realize you have all male clothing but all female underwear.

Eb

 

[Ebonyfire]

Hahahha

You get your teacher's certfication, just so you can be a "sub" on the job.

He he!

 

[lark sparrow]

You get a little aroused each time you hit the submit button.

lol these are all really good.

 

[Ebonyfire]

You may be submissive if:

eating a sub sandwich makes you moist.

Eb

 

[lark sparrow]

Re: You may be submissive if:

eating a sub sandwich makes you moist.

Eb

LOL

sounds like something a Dominant might enjoy

 

[Ebonyfire]

Re: Re: You may be submissive if:

LOL

sounds like something a Dominant might enjoy

Being eaten by a sub is more like it.

Eb

 

[lark sparrow]

Here's some cute ones

You might be submissive if...

...you hear the term "House Whip" on CNN and then get disappointed that they're talking about politics.

...you find yourself lying about your birthday just to get in an extra spanking or two during the course of a year.

...you hear a confused person say, "Beat me!" and you automatically yell out "Me next!"

...you think the best part of going to church is getting to kneel.

...you make up extra sins at confession so you can get a heavier penance.

...you call your personal vibrator "Sir".

...you think your panties look best on you when pulled down around your knees.

...you see a road sign displaying, "Chains required" and wonder if that means, whips are optional.

...you read a headline about sub warfare, and picture two naked women cat-fighting over a cute Dom.

...you dream of a beautiful leather jacket with a full face hood.

http://www.sirpenguin.com/bdsm/humor/001.htm

 

[Ebonyfire]

Re: Here's some cute ones

You might be submissive if...

...you hear the term "House Whip" on CNN and then get disappointed that they're talking about politics.

...you find yourself lying about your birthday just to get in an extra spanking or two during the course of a year.

...you hear a confused person say, "Beat me!" and you automatically yell out "Me next!"

...you think the best part of going to church is getting to kneel.

...you make up extra sins at confession so you can get a heavier penance.

...you call your personal vibrator "Sir".

...you think your panties look best on you when pulled down around your knees.

...you see a road sign displaying, "Chains required" and wonder if that means, whips are optional.

...you read a headline about sub warfare, and picture two naked women cat-fighting over a cute Dom.

...you dream of a beautiful leather jacket with a full face hood.

http://www.sirpenguin.com/bdsm/humor/001.htm

LMAO

Eb

 

[Ebonyfire]

There might be a bunch of subs around if:

You yell "sit!" to Fido, and half the block hits the sidewalk!

Eb

 

[Gorath_00]

LMAO..

Sighs and shakes his head.. cant think of anything.. oh well when I think of somthing I'll be sure to mention it.

 

[Ebonyfire]

LMAO..

Sighs and shakes his head.. cant think of anything.. oh well when I think of somthing I'll be sure to mention it.

By all means, please do!

Eb

 

[Ebonyfire]

You belong to a mountain climbing club, and you are the only member who sleeps with the rope.

Eb

 

[Gorath_00]

You might be submissive if.. you apologize and feel really, really bad for not being quick and witty, and coming up for somthing to say at the "You might be a submissive if..." thread

 

[Ebonyfire]

You might be submissive if.. you apologize and feel really, really bad for not being quick and witty, and coming up for somthing to say at the "You might be a submissive if..." thread

"Sit!"

Eb