You know you've spent too much time at Lit when. . .

[emptynester]

The dark one that I can't make out..

It is a known fact that quolls are nocturnal and prefer the dark (they are most active at night). They only occasionally forage or bask during daylight hours.

A Nightbird should know this.

 

[Allalone00]

The first thing u do when you wake up is turn on the comp and log into the site?

 

[done_got_old]

The first thing u do when you wake up is turn on the comp and log into the site?

Just wait..............it will happen. Out of nowhere. It zaps you. The only cure is to leave while you're ahead. Of course then, you'd miss all the fun. DGO

 

[Allalone00]

lol why would i wanna leave? i'm just not gonna turn off the computer....that'll solve my problem hahaha

 

[emptynester]

When someone brings you a file at work and the name of the company sounds so familiar. I know I have heard that company name somewhere before. I wrack my brain and do a search on the Secretary of State website. I even make a comment to a co-worker that I know that name from somewhere. I am positive we have done work for this company before.

That evening as I sign on to "lurk" awhile, I see a post by.... yes, none other than the name I had been searching my brain to retrieve. It was not a company we had done work for but someone's LIT name that posts here quite regularly.

 

[emptynester]

Or Worse

When you intended to say one thing, but something totally wrong comes out instead.

Apparently "bite me" and "eat me" doesn't mean the same thing. (Note to self: Keep LIT life separate from family time).

 

[silverwhisper]

emptynester: heh...i've done similar things about familiar names!



YKYSTMT@LW you wish you could add dancing bananas to things you say to people IRL.

ed

 

[emptynester]

emptynester: heh...i've done similar things about familiar names!ed

I guess as long as that co-worker doesn't say "hey, I think that is a user name on LIT, I'm OK. LOL

It is laughable sometimes at how your thought process changes by reading posts and responding to threads here. I notice things I probably would never have even thought about before.

We pass cards around at work for birthdays. I noticed the boss spelled come, "cum," in one of the messages written in a card the other day. I got a good laugh when I noticed it but had to cover the real reason with some lame excuse.

 

[Quoll]

When you see a car with the number plate TOE - 498 and your first thought is not foot, but camel YKYSTMTAL.

When you see the women who drives the Lunch On The Run van bent over with her delightful backside pointing at you and a different kind of snack springs to mind YKYSTMTAL.

 

[TypicalDeviant]

When someone brings you a file at work and the name of the company sounds so familiar. I know I have heard that company name somewhere before. I wrack my brain and do a search on the Secretary of State website. I even make a comment to a co-worker that I know that name from somewhere. I am positive we have done work for this company before.

That evening as I sign on to "lurk" awhile, I see a post by.... yes, none other than the name I had been searching my brain to retrieve. It was not a company we had done work for but someone's LIT name that posts here quite regularly.

Or when talking with a client and asking about a "Snap-On" invoice, you instead say "Strap-On".

/shit

 

[Quoll]

When you read this thread title "Asus Laptops?" as something completely different, YKYSTMTAL.

 

[unregistered]

 

[silverwhisper]

YKYSTMTALW...

...you want to insert emoticons into RL conversations.
...you remember an old conversation with friends fondly, then realize it was over 4 years ago.

ed

 

[wolzard1]

The first thing u do when you wake up is turn on the comp and log into the site?

that sounds about right for me.

 

[Eilan]

*bumpin' my own shit here*

YKYSTMTALW...

you burn incense and keep wanting to call it incest.

 

[talikat]

*bumpin' my own shit here*

YKYSTMTALW...

you burn incense and keep wanting to call it incest.

Haaaaa ha ha ha ha ha!!

 

[eudaemonia]

YKYSTMTALW...

you burn incense and keep wanting to call it incest.

:snicker:

Glad to see this HT classic rise to the top of the page.

 

[silverwhisper]

sad to see a post by quoll in this thread. ah quoll.

ed

 

[silverwhisper]

YKYSTMTALW...

you're looking at resumes and an automated teller machine technician's resume says ATM, and you can't stop giggling.

ed

 

[silverwhisper]

yes, i'm engaging in thread necromancy.



YKYSTMTALW...

...a perfectly innocent, real-life conversation has you thinking "crap, here come all the mouth-breathing leg-humpers".

ed

 

[silverwhisper]

ykystmtalw

...a friend uses the abbreviation "atm" and you're thinking "what the fuck does ass-to-mouth have to do with this?!"

:>

ed

 

[Miles Long]

YKYSTMTALW...

you're at dinner with friends and they ask if you've ever had a Mexican sandwich and your first clarifying question is, "What is that, some kind of sex act I've never heard of?"

 

[Que]

YKYSTMTALW...

You see a solid line of your name in the "last poster' column for an entire subforum.

YKYSTMTALW...

you're at dinner with friends and they ask if you've ever had a Mexican sandwich and your first clarifying question is, "What is that, some kind of sex act I've never heard of?"

Man I could use a nice, hot torta right about now. ~slathered in guacamole...if you know what I mean.~ exaggerated wink

 

[Que]

YKYSTMTALW...

When you STILL see a solid line of your name in the "last poster' column for 1/2 of a sub-forum days later.

 

[silverwhisper]

hey, if no one else wants to participate in conversations...

ed