You Know You're Getting Older When:

[TheMrBurns]

#dadnoises

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8dCDbHjpuuY

 

[AllIsGood]

#dadnoises

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8dCDbHjpuuY

#momjeans

 

[done_got_old]

When you can’t pass a restroom without making pit stop

 

[Gracie13]

A break.

 

[fullservice65]

When you can't remember what the ...
What's the question again?

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

You know you're getting older when:

A trip to the bathroom is not very crowded because those special undies were put to the test. (No, I'm not quite there....yet)

 

[mnbreastluver]

You start getting AARP brochures in the mail

 

[HBergeron]

You know you're getting older when:

A trip to the bathroom is not very crowded because those special undies were put to the test. (No, I'm not quite there....yet)

YKYGOW

You grab your wallet and keys and go to turn off the TV news and can't find the remote. 10 minutes later, you find it in the drawer where you keep your wallet and keys.

 

[Stillstiff]

It takes you so long to get up, you forget what you got up to do.

 

[done_got_old]

YKYGOW you have a hole between your boob……and it’s called a belly button.

 

[angelofthenorth]

when trendy gives way to comfy

 

[fathom7]

YKYGOW - you wake with morning wood but you have no idea why or what to do with it.

 

[angelofthenorth]

YKYGO when you can't be bothered any more

 

[fisherfella]

YKYAGOW it takes over an hour to change a light bulb

 

[Polranny]

YKAGOW your barber automatically trims the fluff in your ears and comments on the state of your eyebrows

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

YKYGOW - you wake with morning wood but you have no idea why or what to do with it.

YKYGOW

1. Never waste a hard on

2. Never pass a bthroom without stopping

3. Never trust a fart.

I understand 1and 2. So far...

 

[bunny4med]

Glucosamine with MSM is the drug of choice before sex.

 

[jasonmason]

YKYGOW, you get aches and pains for no apparent reason and they take forever to go away.

 

[done_got_old]

YKYGOW when you never pass up a restroom.

 

[Smoothshavendad]

When you used to chip the porcelain because you perf with such force, but now you just get your shoes wet.

 

[curvyangel1969]

YKYGOW you laze half the day in bed. Not because you are relaxing , because it just takes you that long to be able to move.

 

[Devlishone4fun]

YKYGOW Now what was I doing here again?

 

[VividMind2064]

YKYGOW you can't find your phone, but then you realize (after five minutes of searching the apartment) that there's a second black "thing" on the mousepad which really doesn't look like a computer mouse.

 

[Crownvic]

When you remember the 60s...

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

YKYGOW:

Looking for your glasses for an hour or so that you're wearing.
You forget where you put your keys, after putting them in an unforgettable spot.
You go to the store and by the time you get home and put the food away, it's time for a nap.