You know what I fucking hate?

[Problem Child]

I fucking hate the fact that this board never gets going right until about 11 pm my time. I never get any damn sleep anymore. I've got a job, you know? Motherfuckers.

 

[freakygirl]

Same here

I thought about moving to a different time zone, then I remembered, moving east would only make it later.
And I can't move anymore West, unless I learned to speak Chinese or something.

 

[sigh]

it's 1:52 here, so fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck......

damn, stuck in another fuck loop...pc always does that to me

 

[Guru]

 

[Guru]

 

[Problem Child]

Fuck loops... Is that a breakfast cereal?

That's a knot, commonly used in bondage. Cymbidia can tell you more about it. I just use them to tie on fishing lures.

 

[freakygirl]

Move to Australia. It's already tomorrow there.

umm it's almost tomorrow here too

 

[Guru]

Yeah, but in Oz, it is *really* tomorrow. Not some "I'm up past midnite and I should get to sleep because I have a fucking job" kind of tomorrow, but a real "it's the middle of the afternoon, I think I'll flirt with that Guru guy, whoever the hell he is" kind of day.

 

[koalabear]

Fuck loops... Is that a breakfast cereal?

You must be thinking of Ho Flakes. No snap, crackle and pop, they just lay there and bang.........

 

[sigh]

that's right! it's morning here already...time for breakfast

think i'll have some milk on those fuck loops



hmmm, these taste funny...

 

[cymbidia]

That's a knot, commonly used in bondage. Cymbidia can tell you more about it. I just use them to tie on fishing lures.

Fuck loops, yeh. They leave your sensitive parts open to, uh, exploring touches. (Edited to save nilla sensibilities.) They're good for macrame, too, fuck loops, if you're an granola-eating, Birkie-wearing, aging hippie.

 

[Guru]

 

[Guru]

 

[sigh]

Did you know that the average man produces only about 1 teaspoon of semen in an ejaculation, and there are only 15-20 calories in it?

so you're going to publish this as a new diet plan? or is this a low calorie alternative to hollandaise sauce?

 

[Problem Child]

Fuck loops, yeh. They leave your sensitive parts open to, uh, exploring touches. (Edited to save nilla sensibilities.) They're good for macrame, too, fuck loops, if you're an granola-eating, Birkie-wearing, aging hippie.

You're so sensitive not to offend us, and for that we are grateful. We had a section on fuckloops in my Boy Scout Handbook, but the scoutmaster made us cut it out.

 

[cymbidia]

We had a section on fuckloops in my Boy Scout Handbook, but the scoutmaster made us cut it out.

After you read it aloud to each other, giggling all the while? I bet a few little scout-boy stiffies were happening under those regulation pants during all that talk about how and when to tie fuck loops. Oh yeh. Those little stiffy boys, THOSE were the ones we snatched over to the dark side a few years later.

 

[Problem Child]

After you read it aloud to each other, giggling all the while? I bet a few little scout-boy stiffies were happening under those regulation pants during all that talk about how and when to tie fuck loops. Oh yeh. Those little stiffy boys, THOSE were the ones we snatched over to the dark side a few years later.

lol...actually it was a few well-thumbed copies of playboy with some of the pages mysteriously stuck together ("I don't know how it got that way, do you?") that we used to rent to the younger kids, and a case or two of near beer.

Ahh, those were the days. Then there was the sailing instructor that I caught fucking his girlfriend on the boat dock one night. I learned the meaning of blackmail at a young age.

 

[cymbidia]

lol...actually it was a few well-thumbed copies of playboy with some of the pages mysteriously stuck together ("I don't know how it got that way, do you?") that we used to rent to the younger kids, and a case or two of near beer.

Ahh, those were the days. Then there was the sailing instructor that I caught fucking his girlfriend on the boat dock one night. I learned the meaning of blackmail at a young age.

We had a few copies of Playboy like that, my girlfriends and me. I was in Girl Scouts when i started looking at them, as i recall, but soon as i learned what i was supposed to be doing with my newly budding parts, i quit the GS cold and starting chasing boys in earnest. Ummm. But our Playboys didn't have any stuck-together pages, though. Girls are much cleaner animals.

My best friend got a hickey before i even kissed a boy. I was jealously pissed (the slut!!!) and she had to wear turtlenecks for a couple weeks (springtime in San Diego is NOT turtleneck weather). I decided that kissing was something i wanted to do but i'd slap anyone who tried to put a bruise on me like hers. Seems kinda funny in hindsight, my initial aversion to bruises, of all things.

 

[nasty]

Get a jobwere you work the evening shift. I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Guru]

 

[Guru]

 

[cymbidia]

I wear Birkenstocks... and my hair used to be down to my ass...

So do i.
And mine's still down to the middle of my back.

Originally posted by Guru You are so *not* 'nilla.p

Why thank you!

It was rough overcoming all my early good-girl conditioning but i persevered and ended up with better marks than that slut friend of mine ever got, i bet. (Her name, her real honest to god name, was (is?) Candy Cherry. I've always thought that if i ever went pro, i'd adopt it as my own.)

 

[Guru]

 

[cymbidia]

oooookay... but are you sure want to play with me?
i don't want to scare you.