You know those pages of ads they have in the back of magazines?

[KillerMuffin]

I'm looking through a copy of PC magazine and just sort of toodled through the ads in the back.

Lot's of chickies in tight clothes back here. I keep expecting a 1-900 number to call.

"Call me up and we'll talk about your pixels in my laptop..." $5.99 the first minute $2.99 for each additional minute. Your boss's phone bill reads Data Fixation Consulting, Inc.


Hey look, a bikini and a server. Now there's something to get a guy/gal all hot and bothered.

HOLY SHIT!

russianbrides.com bought ad space! Buy webhosting, the best in computer animation software, and a russian bride on the same page!

 

[bluemuse]

Oh....I thought you were going to talk about the Sea Monkeys

 

[BigDawg69]

Yeah well is it so different from having bikini chicks straddling the hood of some hot rod car?

I mean us computer geeks have sex drive too!


Hmmm I really don't have a comment about the Russian bride thing. Maybe I'm not such a computer geek afterall. . .

 

[Jessie]

Me too...

 

[huskie]

why call when we can cum here for free? or are you looking for a part time job at home?

 

[nasty1]

I know those ads. MY favorites are the ones that say, "What your lover says behind your back-SIZE DOES MATTER!

 

[Jessie]

I mean us computer geeks have sex drive too!

And often times larger than most people's. *nods, nods*

 

[Jessie]

I know those ads. MY favorites are the ones that say, "What your lover says behind your back-SIZE DOES MATTER!

BE POSITIVE, DAMNIT! Otherwise I'm gonna come over there and beat you sensless!

 

[KillerMuffin]

Do computer geek habitually get their porno from the back of PC mags? I'm in trouble if they do. I'm s'posed to be one here in a year or so. Right now I'm just a geek. I haven't officially qualified as a "computer geek."

 

[brokenbrainwave]

Hmmm I really don't have a comment about the Russian bride thing

my father in law actually sent away for one, paid her the money for her to fly to Jersey and never heard from her again. See the ads DO work, or maybe he is just a putz.

 

[Susano]

I mean us computer geeks have sex drive too!

Really? I have a couple hard drives, a floppy, and some CD-Rom drives, but I've never seen one of those for sale. Where do you get them? What's the seek time and bandwidth? What operating systems are they compatible with? Will they cause your case to need additional cooling?

 

[nasty1]

BE POSITIVE, DAMNIT! Otherwise I'm gonna come over there and beat you sensless!

That's starting to sound like fun.

 

[Jessie]

I think this is right...


www.fu-fme.com

 

[Jessie]

That's starting to sound like fun.

Heehee.

 

[BigDawg69]

Really? I have a couple hard drives, a floppy, and some CD-Rom drives, but I've never seen one of those for sale. Where do you get them? What's the seek time and bandwidth? What operating systems are they compatible with? Will they cause your case to need additional cooling?

Additional cooling is not always necessary, heat and friction actually increase the overall performance of a sex drive. The bandwidth is dependant on the user as is the seek time. In my case teh bandwidth is probably average but the seek time is actually quite long. Now in the special case of a sex drive, long seek time is generally preferred by most users. They are compatible with both Mac and MS users, but Unix and Linux users usually have a harder time getting it to work properly. Of course with all OS I suggest using protection there are viruses that can be damaging to sex drives.

 

[BigDawg69]

Do computer geek habitually get their porno from the back of PC mags? I'm in trouble if they do. I'm s'posed to be one here in a year or so. Right now I'm just a geek. I haven't officially qualified as a "computer geek."

I wouldn't go to a PC Mag for porno specifically, but it never hurts to adorn high powered machines with scantily clad females! You understand of course I really have an urge to buy you monitor everytime I look at your av. That is on the very few occaisions that I manage to look past your very nice gams!