You know its good sex when...

[fisherfella]

when you use a whole roll of paper towel to clean up!

 

[mnbreastluver]

She’s a trembling mess.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

You just can't help this from happening beforehand...

 

[numeniusa]

You don't remember your head hitting the pillow afterwards

 

[dashie33]

... the neighbours orgasm without even touching themselves.

 

[DeckardNYC]

When she leaves me a big tip.

 

[TongueLust]

When they drop by for lunch.

 

[AlwaysFara]

You tell him you’re gonna pass out and he says “don’t you fucking Dare!” and you really TRY not to, but you see stars, anyway.

 

[photors1939]

When you come home from a date, throw your panties against the wall and they stick.

 

[fisherfella]

when you cum on your best pair of leather dress shoes and don't care

 

[Taegul]

The cops are knocking on your door to perform a welfare check of the inhabitants.

 

[sjpsoccer14]

she text you the next night to come over

 

[HBergeron]

When you have to lean waaaay forward and press your dick downward to pee afterwards because it just won't go down.

 

[Taegul]

When you have to lean waaaay forward and press your dick downward to pee afterwards because it just won't go down.

Lol, you just reminded me why drunken sex sucks. Drunk = have to pee a lot. Peeing + boner + drunken aim = Fuck it, I'm just gonna grab a mop.

 

[HBergeron]

Lol, you just reminded me why drunken sex sucks. Drunk = have to pee a lot. Peeing + boner + drunken aim = Fuck it, I'm just gonna grab a mop.

Hahaha - the best thing is to just wander out into the backyard and fertilize something (hopefully the only fertilizing you did that night).

 

[36524]

******

 

[KinkyLaughs]

You forget your own name...

 

[mrspank30]

You oth sore for two days after

 

[Kat73]

YkIGSW you don't have to find a story on Lit to read to get into it.

 

[KinkyLaughs]

Whenever your getting sex.

 

[mrspank30]

You love as one

 

[Lia Monde]

YKIGSW you should be exhausted but instead are energized.

 

[Animaul]

When your neighbors upstairs kindly tell you to stfu.

 

[BlondeNina]

...he shoves it in your ass without warning.

 

[Illnevertell79]

YKIGSW your pussy gets wet when you think about it the next day...