Groupfunguy4fem
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- Feb 11, 2002
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I must get a gazillion jokes throughout the course of each year. Many are so - so and some are really good ones. So I would like to see how many really good one that are out there. Hence this thread.
The only criteria is that it can't be offensive or attack/put down any group of people. Remember Lit runs the gamut of people, personalities and background. We all come here to enjoy some fantasies, fun and friends (well, ok some have hopes of another F type thing
).
I make a committment to Post at least one joke/humor each week. However, given the late hour, my mind is mush & humor escapes me right now. However, I do have something that may be of interest and value to some Lit Readers out there...
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GREAT Quick and Deliciously Moist Chicken Recipe
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I know how busy we all are and making a home cooked meal is almost out of the question. However, I found a GREAT Chicken Recipe that can make life easier. When I found this recipe I thought it was perfect for those people who are short on time and just are not sure how to tell when poultry is cooked thoroughly but not dried out. Give this a try.
BAKED STUFFED CHICKEN
6-7 lb. chicken
1 cup melted butter
1 cup stuffing
1 cup uncooked popcorn salt/pepper to taste
Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush chicken well with melted butter, salt and pepper. Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn. Place in baking pan with a rack to keep it out of the drippings and place in the oven.
Listen for popping sounds. When the chicken's ass blows out the oven door and flies across the room, the chicken is done.
And, you thought I couldn't cook.
Bob
The only criteria is that it can't be offensive or attack/put down any group of people. Remember Lit runs the gamut of people, personalities and background. We all come here to enjoy some fantasies, fun and friends (well, ok some have hopes of another F type thing
).I make a committment to Post at least one joke/humor each week. However, given the late hour, my mind is mush & humor escapes me right now. However, I do have something that may be of interest and value to some Lit Readers out there...
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GREAT Quick and Deliciously Moist Chicken Recipe
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
I know how busy we all are and making a home cooked meal is almost out of the question. However, I found a GREAT Chicken Recipe that can make life easier. When I found this recipe I thought it was perfect for those people who are short on time and just are not sure how to tell when poultry is cooked thoroughly but not dried out. Give this a try.
BAKED STUFFED CHICKEN
6-7 lb. chicken
1 cup melted butter
1 cup stuffing
1 cup uncooked popcorn salt/pepper to taste
Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush chicken well with melted butter, salt and pepper. Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn. Place in baking pan with a rack to keep it out of the drippings and place in the oven.
Listen for popping sounds. When the chicken's ass blows out the oven door and flies across the room, the chicken is done.
And, you thought I couldn't cook.
Bob
