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How much cum have you swallowed in your lifetime?

Me? Once. Not counting my own. Sad.

My wife and I have been together for nearly 30 yrs and she's swallowed me 1-3 times a week. It's "time in the market" to get the numbers. :cool:

Average twice a week for the years it's been and it's over 2900 loads. That's approaching 6 gallons by your math. Crazy, huh?! And cool!

I'm open to playing with others but she's not, so I highly doubt she's swallowed someone else's since we've been together.
 
Mike302 said:
Me? Once. Not counting my own. Sad.

My wife and I have been together for nearly 30 yrs and she's swallowed me 1-3 times a week. It's "time in the market" to get the numbers. :cool:

Average twice a week for the years it's been and it's over 2900 loads. That's approaching 6 gallons by your math. Crazy, huh?! And cool!

I'm open to playing with others but she's not, so I highly doubt she's swallowed someone else's since we've been together.
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Lucky man.
 
My wife has ingested roughly seven (7!) gallons of my cum. She's a keeper. Been married for three years, together for eight. About six days a week I get a full blowjob, every time we fuck she swallows, no matter where I put it.
Once, when she had to travel for a few weeks, she demanded every time I jerked off I had to keep my cum in a vacuum sealed container in the freezer. She would break or cut off pieces and mix with margaritas, she'd take a piece and let it thaw in her mouth while I'd go down on her, etc.

So yeah, around 7 gallons over the past few years.
 
What_Motivates_a_Man said:
My wife has ingested roughly seven (7!) gallons of my cum. She's a keeper. Been married for three years, together for eight. About six days a week I get a full blowjob, every time we fuck she swallows, no matter where I put it.
Once, when she had to travel for a few weeks, she demanded every time I jerked off I had to keep my cum in a vacuum sealed container in the freezer. She would break or cut off pieces and mix with margaritas, she'd take a piece and let it thaw in her mouth while I'd go down on her, etc.

So yeah, around 7 gallons over the past few years.
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That's hot.

We've played with frozen cum, too, but she really prefers fresh. Who doesn't?

If we really want to talk big numbers it's how much of her cum I've swallowed! Our favorite position is her straddling my head and she rides my mouth as I lick, swallow, and try not to die. We didn't always do this but have for the past 20 years or more. It's only once a week but it's alot at once!

Your fun of freezing your cum reminds me I need to freeze her pee. If we shower together I get a hot drink or at least she goes on me. Only once when she was going to be gone overnight did she save some pee for me in the freezer for me to drink, hold in my mouth, and masturbate to. I'm going to remind of her of that and do it again. Good times. I really like her...
 
I have no clue but I would guess it’s quite a bit. Cum kisses, cream pies. I lick it off my wife, my wife feeds it to me. On occasion we will shoot it on my face and in my mouth.
 
What_Motivates_a_Man said:
My wife has ingested roughly seven (7!) gallons of my cum. She's a keeper. Been married for three years, together for eight. About six days a week I get a full blowjob, every time we fuck she swallows, no matter where I put it.
Once, when she had to travel for a few weeks, she demanded every time I jerked off I had to keep my cum in a vacuum sealed container in the freezer. She would break or cut off pieces and mix with margaritas, she'd take a piece and let it thaw in her mouth while I'd go down on her, etc.

So yeah, around 7 gallons over the past few years.
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Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm 7 gallons YUM YUM YUM
 
We had a party once and people were tesing my cum obsession, doubting it :rolleyes:. So we had a bet/dare, for me to live two weeks only on cum (plus water of course). Now... I tried to eat as much as possible, hubby helped bless him the saint of jizz!, there were some other guys that gave me support. I did win the bet, but have to say those were two very hungry weeks. Cum is fun, but it's just not enough to be fed, unless you have like 100 guys always ready lol. Now I use it more as spice (cum on food), but don't think I'll ever go back on cum diet lol...
 
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If any lady's need help in locating cum, I am glad to offer my services.
 
Anita669 said:
We had a party once and people were tesing my cum obsession, doubting it :rolleyes:. So we had a bet/dare, for me to live two weeks only on cum (plus water of course). Now... I tried to eat as much as possible, hubby helped bless him the saint of jizz!, there were some other guys that gave me support. I did win the bet, but have to say those were two very hungry weeks. Cum is fun, but it's just not enough to be fed, unless you have like 100 guys always ready lol. Now I use it more as spice (cum on food), but don't think I'll ever go back on cum diet lol...
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Hubs calls it ...like a gerbil at the feeder.
 
MichelleSwan said:
Hubs calls it ...like a gerbil at the feeder
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Gecko1961 said:
On average, a man produces 1.5 teaspoons of cum. I’m sure some produce a lot more, and some less. For the sake of this post let’s go with 1.5.

If I’ve done the math correctly.,.
32 swallows = 1 Cup, 64 = 1 Pint, 128 = 1 Quart, 256 = 1/2 Gallon, 512 = 1 Gallon, 1024 = 2 Gallons.

So… how much do you think you’ve swallowed in your lifetime?
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Shouldn’t the answer be ‘Not Enough’ plenty of people ready to help allay the lack
 
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