You absolute...

[dommastermark]

You absolute clown's hooter

 

[Apisto42]

You absolute split cpvc pipe.

 

[InsideSusan]

You absolute Waldo Jeffers.

 

[dommastermark]

You absolute cream horn

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute sock hole.

 

[Shady_nz]

You absolute wankpuffin

 

[InsideSusan]

You absolute tuna can.

 

[richfun]

You absolute stonker.
(Never know if it is a compliment, or an insult).

 

[Taegul]

You absolute green eggs and ham.

 

[MarilynMonroeFan]

You absolut get me shivers

 

[NudieUser]

You absolute pot noodle

 

[MarilynMonroeFan]

You absolute mon cheri