You absolute...

[EctoJohn]

You absolute bra hook.

 

[dommastermark]

You absolute explorer of plumbers' alleys

 

[pinkparkhorse]

You absolute empty pool

 

[dommastermark]

You absolute gigglemug

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute trash bandit

 

[GraiceeGirl]

You absolute dirty liquid that is oozing out of my trash bag.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

You absolute trash panda.

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute trash panda.

Banned for copying me!

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Banned for copying me!

Obviously aren't wearing your glasses, wrong thread ma'am.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

You absolute grammar Nazi.

 

[Wandering_Sen]

You absolute Browncoat!

(Wait, wrong thread. That's a compliment.)

 

[cheekygirl75]

Obviously aren't wearing your glasses, wrong thread ma'am.

Fine - you absolute copycat!