You absolute...

[dommastermark]

You absolute explorer of plumbers' alleys

 

[pinkparkhorse]

You absolute empty pool

 

[dommastermark]

You absolute gigglemug

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute trash bandit

 

[GraiceeGirl]

You absolute dirty liquid that is oozing out of my trash bag.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

You absolute trash panda.

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute trash panda.

Banned for copying me!

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Banned for copying me!

Obviously aren't wearing your glasses, wrong thread ma'am.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

You absolute grammar Nazi.

 

[Wandering_Sen]

You absolute Browncoat!

(Wait, wrong thread. That's a compliment.)

 

[cheekygirl75]

Obviously aren't wearing your glasses, wrong thread ma'am.

Fine - you absolute copycat!

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute five-leafed clover.

 

[Taegul]

Youa absolute consolation prize.

 

[ScarletDaisy]

You absolute slow-moving clock

 

[pinkparkhorse]

You absolute turnstile

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute blunt knife.

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute no show

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute gift card remainder.

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute lame excuse

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

You absolute melon rine.

 

[Orwellian69]

You absolute purveyor of shite banter

 

[Fivemagicbeans]

You absolute jellied eal

 

[pinkparkhorse]

You absolute can of grease

 

[MarilynMonroeFan]

You absolute pink Mother of God

 

[dommastermark]

You absolute clown's hooter