You absolute...

[dommastermark]

You absolute clown's hooter

 

[Apisto42]

You absolute split cpvc pipe.

 

[InsideSusan]

You absolute Waldo Jeffers.

 

[dommastermark]

You absolute cream horn

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute sock hole.

 

[Shady_nz]

You absolute wankpuffin

 

[InsideSusan]

You absolute tuna can.

 

[richfun]

You absolute stonker.
(Never know if it is a compliment, or an insult).

 

[Taegul]

You absolute green eggs and ham.

 

[MarilynMonroeFan]

You absolut get me shivers

 

[NudieUser]

You absolute pot noodle

 

[MarilynMonroeFan]

You absolute mon cheri

 

[JessForFun37]

You absolute foot heel.

 

[dommastermark]

You absolute wimple washer

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute ridiculous costume.

 

[barefootgirl69]

You absolute sponge

 

[barefootgirl69]

You absolute foot heal.

*whispers*

Heel

*runs away*

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute candy wrapper.

 

[Xerxes82]

You absolute bubble wand

 

[barefootgirl69]

You absolute pie.

 

[TXRafe]

you absolute middle school english teacher

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute Reddit page.

 

[cocokittysurprise]

You absolute thingamajig!

 

[Fivemagicbeans]

You absolute pavement licker

 

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute spanner