You absolute...

[EctoJohn]

You absolute electric candy.

 

[Taegul]

You absolute mushroom.

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute blue waffle

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute gremlin.

 

[Taegul]

You absolute sugar cookie.

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute banger skin.

 

[Taegul]

You absolute unicycle.

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute cavity.

 

[Redcraze1956]

You absolute zero, Kelvin!

 

[Wageslave]

You absolute cockwomble

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute fried calamari.

 

[Apisto42]

You absolute tick.

 

[dommastermark]

You absolute inverted traffic cone

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute Brussels sprout

 

[Taegul]

You absolute sperm bank.

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute belly button fluff.

 

[Xerxes82]

You absolute punctured condom

 

[Wandering_Sen]

You absolute vtuber.

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute unwashed car.

 

[barefootgirl69]

You absolute bent rod.

 

[Taegul]

You absolute peach.

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute sassafras root.

 

[barefootgirl69]

You absolute raisin

 

[EyesOnHers]

You absolute peach.

This is actually a UK compliment

You absolute grapefruit

 

[Fivemagicbeans]

You absolute spud …