You absolute...

[EctoJohn]

You absolute missing button.

 

[Taegul]

You absolute eggshell.

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute glass dldo.

 

[Orwellian69]

You absolute marzipan dildo

 

[mickyp123]

You…. You Absolute Andrew

 

[Orwellian69]

 

[mickyp123]

You absolute chilli coated butt plug

 

[Taegul]

You absolute insomniac.

Hmmmm.

 

[mickyp123]

You absolute result of a faulty condom

 

[dommastermark]

You absolute ferret fluffer

 

[Orwellian69]

You absolute afterthought

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute foreskin

 

[dommastermark]

You absolute Olympian

 

[Kat90xx]

You absolute titan

 

[Orwellian69]

You absolute minnow

 

[jonnoback]

You absolute (not the) messiah

 

[cocokittysurprise]

You absolute tallywhacker.

 

[Orwellian69]

You absolute warm beer

 

[dommastermark]

You absolute penguin pleaser

 

[Orwellian69]

You absolute disappointment

 

[dommastermark]

You absolute gloopmeister

 

[Kat90xx]

You absolute (not the) messiah

I’ll bite… He’s a very naughty boy! (Cue audible groans)

 

[Orwellian69]

You absolute People's Front of Judea

 

[InsideSusan]

You absolute hemorrhoid

 

[jonnoback]

You absolute People's Front of Judea

You absolute Judean People’s Front