You absolute...

cheekygirl75 · 2026-02-21T01:29:11+0000

You absolute rainbow (it's all in how you say it, it can still be an insult! Though maybe it has to be said in a Southern US drawl.)

EctoJohn · 2026-02-21T02:00:33+0000

You absolute missing button.

Taegul · 2026-02-21T02:32:45+0000

You absolute eggshell.

EctoJohn · 2026-02-21T02:59:29+0000

You absolute glass dldo.

PotNoodle79 · 2026-02-21T08:31:55+0000

You absolute marzipan dildo

mickyp123 · 2026-02-21T08:33:35+0000

You…. You Absolute Andrew

PotNoodle79 · 2026-02-21T08:34:15+0000

mickyp123 · 2026-02-21T08:54:24+0000

You absolute chilli coated butt plug

Taegul · 2026-02-21T09:25:29+0000

You absolute insomniac.

Hmmmm.

mickyp123 · 2026-02-21T10:17:49+0000

You absolute result of a faulty condom

dommastermark · 2026-02-21T14:58:26+0000

You absolute ferret fluffer

PotNoodle79 · 2026-02-21T15:04:26+0000

You absolute afterthought

cheekygirl75 · 2026-02-21T15:06:08+0000

You absolute foreskin

dommastermark · 2026-02-21T15:12:42+0000

You absolute Olympian

Kat90xx · 2026-02-21T20:54:02+0000

You absolute titan

PotNoodle79 · 2026-02-21T20:55:10+0000

You absolute minnow

jonnoback · 2026-02-21T21:28:03+0000

You absolute (not the) messiah

cocokittysurprise · 2026-02-21T21:29:40+0000

You absolute tallywhacker.

PotNoodle79 · 2026-02-21T21:32:44+0000

You absolute warm beer

dommastermark · 2026-02-21T21:36:51+0000

You absolute penguin pleaser

PotNoodle79 · 2026-02-21T21:38:15+0000

You absolute disappointment