You absolute...

[barefootgirl69]

You absolute pine cone

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute pinhole.

 

[mickyp123]

You absolute squid dick.

 

[LisaMayTurner]

I once got called "You absolute cum-faced pot noodle" which made me laugh soooo much!

 

[deft]

I once got called "You absolute cum-faced pot noodle" which made me laugh soooo much!

Just me that finds that kinda hot, then?

 

[Wandering_Sen]

You absolute desperate dingbat.

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute blizzard

 

[mickyp123]

I once got called "You absolute cum-faced pot noodle" which made me laugh soooo much!

Pot noodle on the end is sooo wrong cum face

 

[Stephie02]

You absolute weird Lit thread!

 

[Wandering_Sen]

You absolute delight to tolerate!

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute intolerable prick

 

[dommastermark]

You absolute grizzled bookend

 

[barefootgirl69]

You absolute red light.

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute plug of ear wax

 

[dommastermark]

You absolute itchy toenail

 

[Apisto42]

You absolute intolerable prick

I don’t know who, but I’m right there with you.

 

[Apisto42]

You absolute asskisser

 

[Xerxes82]

You absolute barn owl

 

[Wandering_Sen]

You absolute intolerable prick

Why thank you dear. You absolute pain in my arse cheeks.

 

[mickyp123]

You Absolute Diamond

 

[Apisto42]

You absolute gnome

 

[barefootgirl69]

You absolute gnome

You don't like my hat?

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute sweat band from the 80s.

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute eye bugger

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute pitchfork.