You absolute...

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute dill pickle

 

[mickyp123]

You absolute cunt

Hate it when i see words i have to go and look up

 

[mickyp123]

you absolute cretin

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

You absolute stale bagel

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute donut hole.

 

[mickyp123]

You absolute pool of ghost semen

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute chicken

 

[ScarletDaisy]

You absolute 4:30 on a Friday "high priority" ticket

 

[Taegul]

You absolute scarecrow.

 

[TXRafe]

you absolute cum dumpster

 

[pinkparkhorse]

You absolute goji berry

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute sushi roll

 

[EyesOnHers]

You absolute chicken

Soooo worried this is related to "in a can".

And, still nope... no more details needed!

 

[TXRafe]

you absolute chicken katsu roll

 

[Kat90xx]

You absolute hun

 

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute bin diver

See also: Bin dipper

 

[BobbyandtheCabin]

You absolute bum wipe

 

[Kat90xx]

See also: Bin dipper

I thought that was too harsh!

 

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute spunk trumpet

 

[Kat90xx]

You absolute spunk trumpet

Very harsh!

 

[EyesOnHers]

You absolute spunk trumpet

You absolute trunk strumpet

 

[PotNoodle79]

Very harsh!

These are harsh times.

 

[Kat90xx]

These are harsh times.

The meanest of times…

 

[PotNoodle79]

The meanest of times…

You absolute almost Dickensian.

 

[Kat90xx]

You absolute almost Dickensian.

Please sir, can I have some more?