You absolute...

[UsuallyPresent]

You absolute flat spice

 

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute briefcase wanker

 

[jonnoback]

You absolute early morning

 

[ericalauren]

I overheard someone at a cafe refer to their ex-husband as “an utter toad”. I’d never heard that one before. They had some sort of British accent, I think. They were talking so loudly that this other customer got mad and told them to pipe down.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

You absolute over sharing announcer- voiced putz

 

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute over done steak

 

[UsuallyPresent]

You absolute empty milk bottle left in the fridge

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute bitten thumb

 

[Wandering_Sen]

You absolute burnt slice of toast.

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute stop sign.