You absolute...

[Meekly_Anna]

You absolute Sewage Ejector Pump.
...
Wait
...
Bad idea, except one has enough lube on her.

 

[Anastasia1999]

You absolute soggy biscuit

You absolute soggy cornflake

 

[UsuallyPresent]

You absolute rotten almond

 

[DaddyLovesKitten]

You absolute Vandrook!

Is that an actual curse word?

 

[Fivemagicbeans]

You absolute jelly cock

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute cock map

 

[UsuallyPresent]

You absolute dry heave

 

[jonnoback]

You absolute Ryan Air

 

[DaddyLovesKitten]

You absolute pudding noodle!

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute straightened Slinky.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

You absolute smooth Lego

 

[Orwellian69]

You absolute carpal tunnel.

 

[Xerxes82]

You absolute Lincoln Log

 

[barefootgirl69]

You absolute cold french fry.

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute over-hopped IPA

 

[UsuallyPresent]

You absolute Everclear

 

[barefootgirl69]

You absolute Everclear

Lmao!!!

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute hairy foot.

 

[DaddyLovesKitten]

You absolute hairy foot.

You absolute foot wank!

 

[UsuallyPresent]

You absolute cracked callus

 

[TommyHard1]

I need an absolute friend.been in the military can make one socially less absolute

ill be your friend. long distance though. i have few real friends

 

[DaddyLovesKitten]

You absolute spice weasel! BAM!

 

[Wandering_Sen]

You absolute sand dune.

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute next level.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

You absolute flat spice