You absolute...

[EctoJohn]

You absolute turn signal that was left on.

 

[pinkparkhorse]

You absolute dangling modifier

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute pocket knife.

 

[asxymann68]

You absolute soggy Kleenex.

 

[pinkparkhorse]

You absolute broken ceiling fan

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute flannel shirt

 

[pinkparkhorse]

You absolute bunny slipper

 

[RickTango]

You absolute wet dream

 

[Fivemagicbeans]

Yoh absolute shite

 

[Wandering_Sen]

You absolute delight of human being

 

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute plonker

 

[pinkparkhorse]

You absolute hockey puck.

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute dog collar

 

[Cat]

You absolute almond.

 

[Wandering_Sen]

You absolute written consent form.

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute loose underpants elastic

 

[pinkparkhorse]

You absolute unpopped popcorn kernel

 

[Wandering_Sen]

You absolute undercooked pork chop.

 

[Cat]

You absolute warm bed.

 

[Wandering_Sen]

You absolute kinky catchphrase.

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute watched pot

 

[Cat]

You absolute road to Dreamland.

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute snot bubble

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute stale Jaffa cake.

 

[Apisto42]

You absolute boob.