You absolute...

[jonnoback]

You absolute beach

 

[Taegul]

You absolute designated driver.

 

[ScarletDaisy]

You absolute loose hair caught in my bra strap and tickling my back

 

[Dogma52]

You absolute PUD!

 

[LeSabreur]

You absolute gollum

 

[Taegul]

You absolute expired milk.

 

[Fivemagicbeans]

You absolute fish fart