You absolute...

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute statue

 

[Xerxes82]

You absolute fritter

 

[LeSabreur]

You absolute numpty.

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute toy car.

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute bloomer

 

[LeSabreur]

You absolute boot sale

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute piece of chicken bone caught in a throat.

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute floating turd

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute pipe organ!

 

[Wandering_Sen]

You absolute horrible night of sleep.

 

[barefootgirl69]

You absolute broken doorknob

 

[ScarletDaisy]

You absolute split end

 

[NorthernCardinal]

You absolute dog toy

 

[Orwellian69]

You absolute downpour

 

[LeSabreur]

You absolute pendejo

 

[Betty_Boobz]

You absolute nincompoop

 

[MerryeMikee]

You absolute nincompoop

You absolute boobster

 

[barefootgirl69]

You absolute thirstipotamus.

(I'm going to start making up words)

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute random follower

 

[Wandering_Sen]

You absolute bare-arsed temptress

 

[ScarletDaisy]

You absolute empty picture frame

 

[Wandering_Sen]

You say the loveliest things you absolute cracked window pane.

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute out of tune harpsichord.

 

[LeSabreur]

You absolute rubbish tip

 

[barefootgirl69]

You absolute paintbrush