You absolute...

[fsa52]

You absolute swizzle stick!

 

[barefootgirl69]

You absolute candy floss

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute encyclopedia!

 

[ouchfeelsgood]

You absolute oven mitt

Now this is pushing the boundaries of civilized discourse!

 

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute butt plug

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute book mark!

 

[metrifonate]

You absolute cheese grater

 

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute plum pudding

 

[metrifonate]

You absolute caulking gun

 

[barefootgirl69]

You absolute cardboard box.

 

[kreemi_pi]

I used to know this guy would say, "You absolute assfuck!"

Doesn't make much sense but the alliteration is nice

 

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute spunk trumpet

 

[Betty_Boobz]

You absolute knob cheese

 

[kreemi_pi]

You absolute butt whistle

 

[Betty_Boobz]

You absolute cock womble

 

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute knacker

 

[Pizza_man]

You absolute carp fondler

 

[orangecurious]

you absolute bauble

 

[Japansurfer]

You absolute chomp

 

[Cwtchseeker]

You absolute twat chops

 

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute fart

 

[orangecurious]

You absolute pillowcase

 

[F3x0r]

You absolute noddy

 

[Stephie02]

You all....

Have an ABSOLUTELY

HAPPY HOLIDAY!

 

[Japansurfer]

Thanks you absolute ball of festive cheer