You absolute...

[jason28053]

You absolute fire log

Yule regret you posted this

 

[Nightbird]

You absolute Cum Dumpster

 

[Grumpy_OG]

You absolute dingus

 

[barefootgirl69]

You absolute Cum Dumpster

No kink shaming.

You absolute sidewalk.
(Not YOU @Nightbird!)

 

[Xerxes82]

You absolute elf-on-a-shelf

 

[barefootgirl69]

You absolute muffin

 

[Kat90xx]

You absolute bus chaser

 

[jason28053]

You absolute muffin

I am what I eat

 

[Jeanie99]

You absolute thing-a-ma-jig

 

[Kat90xx]

You absolute vodka

 

[jason28053]

You absolute abslut

 

[Xerxes82]

You absolute nativity scene

 

[Kat90xx]

You absolute inn keeper

 

[jason28053]

You absolute bee keeper

 

[Kat90xx]

You absolute rash giver

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute garlic bulb

 

[F3x0r]

You absolute spangle

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute gravy boat

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute rocket rider.

 

[Kat90xx]

You absolute cream coaxer

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute temporary typist.

 

[Kat90xx]

You absolute salad tosser

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute dusty trinket on the high shelf we're all too lazy to clean.

 

[fsa52]

You absolute Tide pod!

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute lump in the gravy!