You absolute...

[fsa52]

You absolute Twinkie!

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute playground... hmm, that one sounds more sexual

 

[barefootgirl69]

You absolute meatball.

 

[jason28053]

You absolute naughty girl

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

You absolute waffle iron

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute rolled up newspaper

 

[Taegul]

You absolute turdburglar.

 

[Kat90xx]

You absolute keyboard cleaner

 

[jason28053]

You absolute stable floor

 

[fsa52]

You absolute dink

 

[Kat90xx]

You absolute curtain twitcher

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute old pair of undies saved for laundry day.

 

[Kat90xx]

You absolute mistletoe monkey

 

[jason28053]

You absolute baggy knickers

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute poop throwing monkey!

 

[barefootgirl69]

You absolute shoe.

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute abandonment of everything good in the universe with a sprinkling of old hair on top.

 

[jason28053]

You absolute zipper

 

[Kat90xx]

You absolute genie botherer

 

[barefootgirl69]

You absolute abandonment of everything good in the universe with a sprinkling of old hair on top.

Geesh. This is supposed to be a fun thread with a noun, not a sentence.

 

[OralAllOver]

absolute wanker

 

[barefootgirl69]

You absolute dust cloth.

 

[EctoJohn]

Geesh. This is supposed to be a fun thread with a noun, not a sentence.

You absolute single word to finish this phrase and never a full sentence.

 

[barefootgirl69]

You absolute single word to finish this phrase and never a full sentence.

 

[barefootgirl69]

You absolute freeze pop.