You absolute...

[barefootgirl69]

You absolute corncob.

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute scroll wheel

 

[Grumpy_OG]

You absolute holly wreath

Merry Christmas everyone!

 

[Stephie02]

You Absolute whip!

(For @cheekygirl75)

 

[fsa52]

You absolute conch!

 

[snexxer]

You absolute chocolate teapot

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute chocolate teapot

Amazingly, I think someone already did that one

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute wine bottle

 

[jason28053]

You absolute stool

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute stool

You absolute poop

 

[snexxer]

Amazingly, I think someone already did that one

Oh kay.

You absolute oil can

 

[snexxer]

You absolute poop

Oh and another.

You absolute cheeky cow.
(Incase youre wondering cow can be used as a term of endearment in the uk.)

 

[barefootgirl69]

Oh and another.

You absolute cheeky cow.
(Incase youre wondering cow can be used as a term of endearment in the uk.)

One of my Scrabble friends in NZ called me that once and had to explain that it wasn't an insult.


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You absolute sleigh bell.

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute grocery bag

 

[snexxer]

One of my Scrabble friends in NZ called me that once and had to explain that it wasn't an insult.


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You absolute sleigh bell.

Thats the thing with us brits especially.
We say words to our friends, that we also use as an insult. Bellend and wanker are the most common around here.

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You absolute shit stain.
(Not you bfg)

 

[fsa52]

You absolute chooch!

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute tail wagger

 

[orangecurious]

you absolute marzipan

 

[ScarletDaisy]

You absolute paintbrush.

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute beer can

 

[jason28053]

You absolute smegma

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute smegma

You absolute blue waffle

 

[snexxer]

You absolute yank.

 

[snexxer]

You absolute yank.

Yank also means to pull or tug. @cheekygirl75

 

[cheekygirl75]

Yank also means to pull or tug. @cheekygirl75

I know! But that’s not how I would take it coming from a Brit!