You absolute...

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute cracker

You absolute Christmas cracker?

 

[Kat90xx]

You absolute Christmas cracker?

Absolutely!

 

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute parsnip

 

[Xerxes82]

You absolute rice krispie treat

 

[VamPal1]

You absolute nazi.

 

[Kat90xx]

You absolute whopper

 

[Jeanie99]

You absoulute whipper-snapper

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute open sore

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute toilet roll.

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute scab

 

[Xerxes82]

You absolute tinsel knot

 

[barefootgirl69]

You absolute toe nail clipping.

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute ball of twine

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute piece of aluminum. (Insulting if you're British)

 

[barefootgirl69]

You absolute lightbulb.