midwestyankee
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But you must admit it. It was a great ass-picture.
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But you must admit it. It was a great ass-picture.
Ha! This reminds me of a particular evening out. A girlfriend and I were out at a local nightclub where we happened to run into two male friends. There was a small section set aside for pool, and the the other three wanted to play. I agreed, on the condition that the two guys never stood behind me while I took my shot.
I'd come out in a dress with an extremely short, weighted skirt.
And a thong.
The guys spend the whole evening shifting around, per my directions. My girlfriend found the situation hilarious.
< And what about... the entire rest of the crowd at the bar? They get free lookies, but your friends don't? That's just mean! >
Ha! This reminds me of a particular evening out. A girlfriend and I were out at a local nightclub where we happened to run into two male friends. There was a small section set aside for pool, and the the other three wanted to play. I agreed, on the condition that the two guys never stood behind me while I took my shot.
I'd come out in a dress with an extremely short, weighted skirt.
And a thong.
The guys spend the whole evening shifting around, per my directions. My girlfriend found the situation hilarious.
And what about... the entire rest of the crowd at the bar? They get free lookies, but your friends don't? That's just mean!
And I don't like the pic at all, because that man is cheating. Cheating! She's going to miss!
< So, you're saying you'd play pool if we had a table but only women could stand behind you while you're shooting? Hmmm...I think I know just the right player for this. >
I'm not quite sure how you got there! My kitty sense is telling me I should be worried.
Your "kitty sense" is failing you. I'm a harmless old fart who wouldn't hurt a flea.
Tell me. Is there anyone who buys that?
This really isn't the right place for me to advertise my professional flea-protection services.
Maybe she'd enjoy the consequences of losing every bit as much as she would the spoils of winning.
I'm a harmless old fart who wouldn't hurt a flea.
If she's trying to shoot a combo, I have a feeling she's going to miss the shot.
Hmmmmm... ok, I concede
Hah!
Haha!
Hahahahaha!
You're funny
Thank you, thank you...I'll be here all month. Please try the Tofurkey.
This really isn't the right place for me to advertise my professional flea-protection services.
I do that quite often sort of....
Its just clean/bald underneath and hair left on the mons ( with bikini line done if needed). Its there fore smooth for those who prefer it that way for what ever purpose and hairy for visual appeal, grabbing etc.
I am fickle with grooming mainly because G likes hair and I used to prefer none. This compromise best suits us both. I now find I am more open to hair too. I would have had laser for hair ages ago but G asked me not to. I am not particular hairy....and I think this makes pubic hair less attractive. If you have a bush, have a good one. Mine always feels sort of miserable to me .
I'm always confused about the difference between Brazilian and Hollywood. As I do my own grooming, or G does it sometimes, it doesn't matter.
Its just the name that makes it seem confusing. The style is quite straight forward. I've never liked the names ( probably because I don't understand them). I think of it as hard floors or carpet. So this is hard floors, with a rug.
Will you two please stop mixing innuendo with metaphor!
It's far too confusing!!