midwestyankee
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But you must admit it. It was a great ass-picture.
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But you must admit it. It was a great ass-picture.
I like this image and I couldn't think of a better place to put it. I wonder if we have room for a pool table around here.
http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g68/mwy_photos/tumblr_nudipm5MmK1sa6m28o1_500_zpsgwothexs.jpg
Ha! This reminds me of a particular evening out. A girlfriend and I were out at a local nightclub where we happened to run into two male friends. There was a small section set aside for pool, and the the other three wanted to play. I agreed, on the condition that the two guys never stood behind me while I took my shot.
I'd come out in a dress with an extremely short, weighted skirt.
And a thong.
The guys spend the whole evening shifting around, per my directions. My girlfriend found the situation hilarious.![]()
< And what about... the entire rest of the crowd at the bar?They get free lookies, but your friends don't? That's just mean!
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Ha! This reminds me of a particular evening out. A girlfriend and I were out at a local nightclub where we happened to run into two male friends. There was a small section set aside for pool, and the the other three wanted to play. I agreed, on the condition that the two guys never stood behind me while I took my shot.
I'd come out in a dress with an extremely short, weighted skirt.
And a thong.
The guys spend the whole evening shifting around, per my directions. My girlfriend found the situation hilarious.![]()
And what about... the entire rest of the crowd at the bar?They get free lookies, but your friends don't? That's just mean!
And I don't like the pic at all, because that man is cheating. Cheating! She's going to miss!![]()
< So, you're saying you'd play pool if we had a table but only women could stand behind you while you're shooting? Hmmm...I think I know just the right player for this.>
I'm not quite sure how you got there! My kitty sense is telling me I should be worried.![]()
Your "kitty sense" is failing you. I'm a harmless old fart who wouldn't hurt a flea.
Tell me. Is there anyone who buys that?![]()
This really isn't the right place for me to advertise my professional flea-protection services.
Maybe she'd enjoy the consequences of losing every bit as much as she would the spoils of winning.![]()
I'm a harmless old fart who wouldn't hurt a flea.
If she's trying to shoot a combo, I have a feeling she's going to miss the shot.
Hmmmmm... ok, I concede
Hah!
Haha!
Hahahahaha!
You're funny![]()
Thank you, thank you...I'll be here all month. Please try the Tofurkey.
This really isn't the right place for me to advertise my professional flea-protection services.
I do that quite oftensort of....
Its just clean/bald underneath and hair left on the mons ( with bikini line done if needed). Its there fore smooth for those who prefer it that way for what ever purpose and hairy for visual appeal, grabbing etc.
I am fickle with grooming mainly because G likes hair and I used to prefer none. This compromise best suits us both. I now find I am more open to hair too. I would have had laser for hair ages ago but G asked me not to. I am not particular hairy....and I think this makes pubic hair less attractive. If you have a bush, have a good one. Mine always feels sort of miserable to me.
I'm always confused about the difference between Brazilian and Hollywood. As I do my own grooming, or G does it sometimes, it doesn't matter.
Its just the name that makes it seem confusing. The style is quite straight forward. I've never liked the names ( probably because I don't understand them). I think of it as hard floors or carpet. So this is hard floors, with a rug.![]()
Will you two please stop mixing innuendo with metaphor!![]()
It's far too confusing!!
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