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[SweetWitch]

cashews and ice cream

Do you want to dance?

Long, slow and close.

Who the hell is Cupid, anyway?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Long, slow and close.

Who the hell is Cupid, anyway?

Some smartass that thinks its funny to go around shooting people with arrows

Where did this purple haze come from?

 

[SweetWitch]

Some smartass that thinks its funny to go around shooting people with arrows

Where did this purple haze come from?

What have you been smoking? (works for both)

 

[Emperor_Nero]

What have you been smoking? (works for both)

Ummm ... I plead the 5th

Why do kids get sick at the most inopportune times?

 

[SweetWitch]

Ummm ... I plead the 5th

Why do kids get sick at the most inopportune times?

To annoy us.

What time is it?

 

[sharingfantasies]

He's busy playing golf

What makes me get out of bed every morning?

The need to go to the bathroom.


Now that the writers are back to work, will it truly improve television?

 

[john-the-author]

What time is it?

It's later when you think.

Will the Seattle Mariners ever make it to the World Series?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

It's later when you think.

Will the Seattle Mariners ever make it to the World Series?

nope

Will the Chicago Blackhawks ever hoist another Stanley Cup?

 

[john-the-author]

Will the Chicago Blackhawks ever hoist another Stanley Cup?

Sooner than the Green Bay Pachyderms at least.

Lubed or dry?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Sooner than the Green Bay Pachyderms at least.

Lubed or dry?

If operating correctly, it should be self-lubricating

Why aren't the dishes done?

 

[john-the-author]

Why aren't the dishes done?

Hey, wait for a guy to finish eating dinner, if you don't mind!

Did you feed the cats?

 

[TE999]

Hey, wait for a guy to finish eating dinner, if you don't mind!

Did you feed the cats?

Yep. pate foi gras on crackers


What's with these surly cashiers and receptionists?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Yep. pate foi gras on crackers


What's with these surly cashiers and receptionists?

They just want your money

Did you feed the dogs?

 

[TE999]

They just want your money

Did you feed the dogs?

Yep. The cats.

Why are so many porno movies boring?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Yep. The cats.

Why are so many porno movies boring?

Are you leaving the sound on?
(works for both)

 

[starrkers]

Are you leaving the sound on?
(works for both)

On what?
(works for both)

 

[Emperor_Nero]

On what?
(works for both)

The boring porn movie silly

Anybody up for some ice cream?

 

[starrkers]

The boring porn movie silly

Anybody up for some ice cream?

It's the wong kind of lubricant.

Where's the engine oil?

 

[TE999]

The boring porn movie silly

Anybody up for some ice cream?

Ice cream usually doesn't get me up.

Why do all the idiot cashiers in WallyWorld get assigned to Speedy Checkout lanes?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

It's the wong kind of lubricant.

Where's the engine oil?

In the refrigerator

Should I go to bed yet?

 

[starrkers]

Ask the cat.

Is that the school bus already?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Ask the cat.

Is that the school bus already?

If it was big, yellow and honked three times, then ... NO

What should I give my wife for Valentine's Day?

 

[SweetWitch]

If it was big, yellow and honked three times, then ... NO

What should I give my wife for Valentine's Day?

Something big and yellow that honks three times.

Why do cd's skip?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Something big and yellow that honks three times.

Why do cd's skip?

Because they can't prance

Should I wait by my mailbox for all the Valentine's to come in the morning?

 

[AvoidingRealWork]

Because they can't prance

Should I wait by my mailbox for all the Valentine's to come in the morning?

I choo-choo-choose you.

How do you tune out the voices?