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[Emperor_Nero]

Enough is as good as a feast

Why does nobody ever call me except somebody else's creditors?

Unlisted number

Where should I go for vacation this year?

 

[LoquaciousLady]

Unlisted number

Where should I go for vacation this year?

I hear Iceland is nice

Why is peanut butter so addictive?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

I hear Iceland is nice

Why is peanut butter so addictive?

It sticks to the roof of your mouth and is absorbed directly into the brain

Soup or salad?

 

[LoquaciousLady]

It sticks to the roof of your mouth and is absorbed directly into the brain

Soup or salad?

salad...especially if it's wilted spinach

Kirk or Picard?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

salad...especially if it's wilted spinach

Kirk or Picard?

Spock

Should I exercise or go take a nap?

 

[LoquaciousLady]

Spock

Should I exercise or go take a nap?

Maybe you should eat again first

Do cats have solar panels in their tummies?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Maybe you should eat again first

Do cats have solar panels in their tummies?

Yes. And they're fragile -- it's why they don't want you to touch them there

Come or cum?

 

[LoquaciousLady]

Yes. And they're fragile -- it's why they don't want you to touch them there

Come or cum?

Both. "Come to my house and make me cum" for example

Wine or roses?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Both. "Come to my house and make me cum" for example

Wine or roses?

Jewlery

Should I have fish on Friday?

 

[LoquaciousLady]

Jewlery

Should I have fish on Friday?

It would be the sensible thing to do

How long can I leave the permanent press clothes in the dryer before they get all wrinkly?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

It would be the sensible thing to do

How long can I leave the permanent press clothes in the dryer before they get all wrinkly?

Forever ... they are permamantly pressed!!!

Is it OK to drink on the job?

 

[LoquaciousLady]

Forever ... they are permamantly pressed!!!

Is it OK to drink on the job?

As long as the boss isn't in his office

Should I go pick the kids up from school now or let them wait eagerly for me?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

As long as the boss isn't in his office

Should I go pick the kids up from school now or let them wait eagerly for me?

Make 'em wait ... anticipation will make seeing you that much sweeter

Is it time for lunch yet?

 

[LoquaciousLady]

Make 'em wait ... anticipation will make seeing you that much sweeter

Is it time for lunch yet?

No, but it's almost breakfast time.

Will this wind ever end?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

No, but it's almost breakfast time.

Will this wind ever end?

Not until a certain someone shuts up

What exactly is a sea of love?

 

[LoquaciousLady]

Not until a certain someone shuts up

What exactly is a sea of love?

A waterbed in a bachelor's apartment.

Is it still onigiri if I'm out of nori?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

A waterbed in a bachelor's apartment.

Is it still onigiri if I'm out of nori?

Yes ... if you sprinkle it with pixie dust, use a little extra wasabi and think good thoughts

Should we have a toga party tonight?

 

[LoquaciousLady]

Yes ... if you sprinkle it with pixie dust, use a little extra wasabi and think good thoughts

Should we have a toga party tonight?

Depends on whether or not I'm invited.

Am I invited?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Depends on whether or not I'm invited.

Am I invited?

Sure ... if you don't mind the snow

Is it true Saturday night's alright for fighting?

 

[LoquaciousLady]

Sure ... if you don't mind the snow

Is it true Saturday night's alright for fighting?

Statistically 94.3% of fights occur on Saturday nights

What do you get if you breed a Ford Anglia with an ostrich?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Statistically 94.3% of fights occur on Saturday nights

What do you get if you breed a Ford Anglia with an ostrich?

A tall bird that breaks down a lot ... use a kangaroo, the extra storage might net you a mini van

Do you expect me to talk?

 

[LoquaciousLady]

A tall bird that breaks down a lot ... use a kangaroo, the extra storage might net you a mini van

Do you expect me to talk?

Talk is cheap.

Rice or noodles?

 

[SweetWitch]

Talk is cheap.

Rice or noodles?

Chocolate.

Chocolate, anyone?

 

[LoquaciousLady]

Chocolate.

Chocolate, anyone?

No thanks, I'm allergic.

Is there any with cashews?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

No thanks, I'm allergic.

Is there any with cashews?

cashews and ice cream

Do you want to dance?