Wrong answer - game thread

[Emperor_Nero]

High aspirations.

Why is it thundering now?

God bet big on the Patriots and that Giants field goal aggrivated him

When will this stupid snow stop?

 

[SweetWitch]

God bet big on the Patriots and that Giants field goal aggrivated him

When will this stupid snow stop?

When the stupid sleet stops.

What does she sell by the sea shore?

 

[OneLustyWench]

cornrow braids to all the winter white tourists trying to blend in

Why do football players look good in tight white pants?

 

[SweetWitch]

cornrow braids to all the winter white tourists trying to blend in

Why do football players look good in tight white pants?

Shows off the athletic equipment.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

 

[OneLustyWench]

lol, I was going to ask that but some fuzzy one thought it was already asked but my answer is:

Who cares, if you want the chewy center eat at tootsie roll instead.

Is it better to have a man who cooks or a man who does dishes?

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Shows off the athletic equipment.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

One, if you are really really good

Who wrote the book of love?

 

[OneLustyWench]

One, if you are really really good

Who wrote the book of love?

ooooh good answer though

 

[SweetWitch]

One, if you are really really good

Who wrote the book of love?

I did. It was published my first year of college.

lol, I was going to ask that but some fuzzy one thought it was already asked but my answer is:

Who cares, if you want the chewy center eat at tootsie roll instead.

Is it better to have a man who cooks or a man who does dishes?

A man who does his own laundry.

Why are all the good ones already married?

 

[CrazyCatGuy]

One, if you are really really good

Who wrote the book of love?

The man behind the curtains.

Where did all the fish go?

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

lol, I was going to ask that but some fuzzy one thought it was already asked but my answer is:

Who cares, if you want the chewy center eat at tootsie roll instead.

Is it better to have a man who cooks or a man who does dishes?

A man who can hire a cook and a maid

(which counts me out)

or---- a man who will cook and do dishes in exchange for a blow job

(that group I'm in)

What is the sound of one ham clapping?

 

[SweetWitch]

The man behind the curtains.

Where did all the fish go?

Back to their home planet.

Who is the Duke of Earl?

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

I did. It was published my first year of college.



A man who does his own laundry.

Why are all the good ones already married?

We married when we were young and stupid (ok so thats a real answer)

The bad ones know not to get married

Whats Kari Byron's home phone number?

 

[SweetWitch]

We married when we were young and stupid (ok so thats a real answer)

The bad ones know not to get married

Whats Kari Byron's home phone number?

Check the bathroom wall.

How do I slip away for a weekend undetected?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Check the bathroom wall.

How do I slip away for a weekend undetected?

Wear banana peels for shoes and you can slip (and slide) wherever you want.
(God, I wish I knew the real answer to this )

Is it supposed to thunder when it snows?

 

[SweetWitch]

Wear banana peels for shoes and you can slip (and slide) wherever you want.
(God, I wish I knew the real answer to this )

Is it supposed to thunder when it snows?

Yes, in Illinois.

Why doesn't anyone have the answer?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Yes, in Illinois.

Why doesn't anyone have the answer?

We have the answer ... we just don't know the question.

Chili anyone?

 

[SweetWitch]

We have the answer ... we just don't know the question.

Chili anyone?

Yes, I am very chilly.

Why do was always ask questions?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Yes, I am very chilly.

Why do was always ask questions?

At heart, we're all nosey.

Why are questions here getting more philosophical?

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

At heart, we're all nosey.

Why are questions here getting more philosophical?

Cause we're asking questions when we're supposed to be fucking.

Does anyone have some bacardi 151 they can give me?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Cause we're asking questions when we're supposed to be fucking.

Does anyone have some bacardi 151 they can give me?

Sorry ... out of 151
You might want to check with Sarahh

Which way did he go? Which way did he go?

 

[SweetWitch]

Sorry ... out of 151
You might want to check with Sarahh

Which way did he go? Which way did he go?

I dunno. Not my week to watch him.

Do you know how to scratch a woman's itch?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

I dunno. Not my week to watch him.

Do you know how to scratch a woman's itch?

Long, slow, gentle (but firm) strokes until the last hint of itch finally dissapates into the complete satisfaction that follows from the ensuing bliss.

What do I want for dessert?

 

[SweetWitch]

Long, slow, gentle (but firm) strokes until the last hint of itch finally dissapates into the complete satisfaction that follows from the ensuing bliss.

What do I want for dessert?

Chocolate covered strawberries, served between the breasts of a witch.

When do the swallows return to Capistrano?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Chocolate covered strawberries, served between the breasts of a witch.

When do the swallows return to Capistrano?

When the Spitz leave.

Who's going to shovel my driveway in the morning?

 

[SweetWitch]

When the Spitz leave.

Who's going to shovel my driveway in the morning?

You.

Why does my cat insist on hocking up a hairball on the carpeting?