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Cyndi Lauper.
Why can't idiots drive on snow?
Because there's nobody to set a pick for them.
Who is buried in Grant's tomb?
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Cyndi Lauper.
Why can't idiots drive on snow?
Because there's nobody to set a pick for them.
Who is buried in Grant's tomb?
Because there's nobody to set a pick for them.
Who is buried in Grant's tomb?

No--Grant's buried there--Who's on first.
Who put the bomp in the bomp da bomp bomp?
Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong?
Damn--too slow!![]()
Earl
(yes you are. and where have you been?)
Why am I freezing?
--I missed you too)(out carousing on the net fair one----I missed you too)
Because you're not snuggling with me.
Where have all the flowers gone?
South for the winter.
Why didn't I go with the flowers?
Because you loved the foilage.
Why am i hungry right now...?
The answer lies in trepidation. We are creatures of shoelace, lost in purple. The koala knows...
When can a can do the can-can?
Only bottles can do the can-can.
Do you believe in ghosts?
After all, someone has to be responsible for unclaimed farts.
What exactly does she mean by 'space'?
The condition in which a candle holder is lacking a candle.
I wonder if inhaling plastic partles are bad for you...?
Depends on how well you like to breathe.
What is the difference between shit and Shinola?
Not sure, they both are slippery to step on.
Who will win the next presidential election?
I've 12 points on the baboon.
Who will win the Super Bowl?
The guys with the prettiest uniforms.
Why is the first green golden?
Because the first gold was bad and turned green.
What happens if you Google Yahoo?
Your monitor goes into overload and explodes.
Who is Eros?
A god we should all still worship.
What's with those neon lights on cars?
They trigger to let police know the occupant has been drinking ... neon makes them feel like they're still in the bar
Who was better, Monet or Manet?
Once they're dead, it no longer matters. And these guys are dead.
Who brought the house down?
The Big Bad Wolf
Why does chili always seem to give people gas?
To give us new energy reserves to tap.
Why do trolls always work alone?
They do? I thought they always ganged up to attack
Why is the news all bad except for that cute little story they show right at the end?
If it bleeds, it leads. They just get cutesy so you're not totally depressed.
Why am I always on time for appointments and wind up waiting? Is my time less valuable?