Wrong answer - game thread

[slyc_willie]

[good one--snerk]

It's the end that isn't damp.

Who is the brightest bulb on the tree?

The one that doesn't have his wires crossed

How can you be lost if you know you're on planet Earth?

(Thanks)

 

[TE999]

The one that doesn't have his wires crossed

How can you be lost if you know you're on planet Earth?

(Thanks)

When you're lost in a dream.

Did that infinite number of monkeys with typewriters ever write all the great books?

 

[slyc_willie]

When you're lost in a dream.

Did that infinite number of monkeys with typewriters ever write all the great books?

Yeah. It's called the Bible.

*ducking*

If the color red tastes like cherries, what does the color puce taste like?

 

[TE999]

Yeah. It's called the Bible.

*ducking*

If the color red tastes like cherries, what does the color puce taste like?

[wow, lookit' that lightnin'...]

I dunno...oh yeah, puke!

Are Yang and Yin really one, or just good friends?

 

[slyc_willie]

[wow, lookit' that lightnin'...]

I dunno...oh yeah, puke!

Are Yang and Yin really one, or just good friends?

Three. Yin has multiple personalities.

If you don't do laundry for a month, will your clothes walk for you?

 

[TE999]

Three. Yin has multiple personalities.

If you don't do laundry for a month, will your clothes walk for you?

Only the jockey shorts, but they'd rather ride.

If a man speaks in the forest and a woman doesn't hear him, is he still wrong?

 

[slyc_willie]

Only the jockey shorts, but they'd rather ride.

If a man speaks in the forest and a woman doesn't hear him, is he still wrong?

Even if he's right, the tree will fall on him anyway.

What would you get if you crossed the six-fingered man and the three-legged man?

 

[TE999]

Even if he's right, the tree will fall on him anyway.

What would you get if you crossed the six-fingered man and the three-legged man?

Both of 'em whuppin' up on ya, I reckon.

Can you really play a tune on a conundrum?

 

[scriptordelecto]

Both of 'em whuppin' up on ya, I reckon.

Can you really play a tune on a conundrum?

It's a real dilemma isn't it?



What goes around the world, but stays in a corner?

 

[TE999]

It's a real dilemma isn't it?



What goes around the world, but stays in a corner?

A passionate couple who fell out of bed.


Why is there so much week left at the end of the money?

 

[slyc_willie]

A passionate couple who fell out of bed.


Why is there so much week left at the end of the money?

Because Friday is a free day.

Does a cyclops have depth perception?

 

[TE999]

Because Friday is a free day.

Does a cyclops have depth perception?

Eye don't believe it does.

Is it possible to tuna fish, or just play it's scales?

 

[slyc_willie]

Eye don't believe it does.

Is it possible to tuna fish, or just play it's scales?

It has to be played on the right scale.

Can a duck duck?

 

[starrkers]

It has to be played on the right scale.

Can a duck duck?

Only when it's being goosed.


Why are boys' games so loud?

 

[slyc_willie]

Only when it's being goosed.


Why are boys' games so loud?

Because the women we play them with make us scream.

Why does a pen always run out of ink when you want someone's phone number?

 

[TE999]

Because the women we play them with make us scream.

Why does a pen always run out of ink when you want someone's phone number?

So you have an excuse to follow them home.

Why do you always get in the slowest lane at the bank and the supermarket?

 

[starrkers]

Because they see you coming.

Why does that last answer sound so wrong?

 

[slyc_willie]

Because they see you coming.

Why does that last answer sound so wrong?

Because you forgot to look for the security cameras.

If a man is a hairless ape, what would you call a shaved monkey?

 

[TE999]

Because you forgot to look for the security cameras.

If a man is a hairless ape, what would you call a shaved monkey?

A pissed-off primate, most likely.

Why does one mosquito always find it's way under the netting when you camp out?

 

[starrkers]

It's scared of the dark.

How do mosquitoes breed in a drought, when there's no water?

 

[slyc_willie]

It's scared of the dark.

How do mosquitoes breed in a drought, when there's no water?

Because they're actually being bred by aliens.

Why is the Twilight Zone still one of the best shows in syndication?

 

[TE999]

Because they're actually being bred by aliens.

Why is the Twilight Zone still one of the best shows in syndication?

Because Rod Serling lives!

Why is the 'Beverly Hillbillies' still in syndication?

 

[slyc_willie]

Because Rod Serling lives!

Why is the 'Beverly Hillbillies' still in syndication?

Well, obviously not because of Ellie Mae . . .

Why is Keanu Reeves still making movies?

 

[TE999]

Well, obviously not because of Ellie Mae . . .

Why is Keanu Reeves still making movies?

Because no one ever went broke underestimating the taste of the movie going public.

Why is 'Saturday Night Live' so sucky? It used to be great.

 

[slyc_willie]

Because no one ever went broke underestimating the taste of the movie going public.

Why is 'Saturday Night Live' so sucky? It used to be great.

Because 'greatness' is lost upon the 20somethings of today

(is that a wrong answer?)

Why does airplane air always smell like a dentist's office?