Wrong answer - game thread

[CrazyCatGuy]

Lookin' for your nuts

What's for dinner tonight?

my lunch.

Who fell asleep?

EDIT: Bah too slow...

 

[Katyusha]

my lunch.

Who fell asleep?

I did...and I'm still there.

What do people eat with orange sherbet?

 

[AvoidingRealWork]

I did...and I'm still there.

What do people eat with orange sherbet?

Fruit bats.

How do you get to Carnegie Hall?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Fruit bats.

How do you get to Carnegie Hall?

Through the Carnegie Foyer

When is it bed time?

 

[CrazyCatGuy]

Through the Carnegie Foyer

When is it bed time?

When you eat apples.

Do pigs fly?

 

[AvoidingRealWork]

When you eat apples.

Do pigs fly?

They prefer business class.

How many times a day does the average man think about sex?

 

[glynndah]

Yes.

When Italians want to type "fancy", what do they use?

 

[CrazyCatGuy]

Yes.

When Italians want to type "fancy", what do they use?

Lox.

What does kitties use to bite people?

 

[starrkers]

Lox.

What does kitties use to bite people?

Underpants.

Why does elastic fail?

 

[Guest]

Underpants.

Why does elastic fail?

You would too, if you spent the day crammed between someone's butt cheeks.

Why can I never find both gloves?

 

[CrazyCatGuy]

You would too, if you spent the day crammed between someone's butt cheeks.

Why can I never find both gloves?

Because i ate your boot.

Who took my spleen?

 

[Selena_Kitt]

Because i ate your boot.

Who took my spleen?

Brazil


why can't I find my socks?

 

[only_more_so]

Brazil


why can't I find my socks?

Because I stole your feet.

When does the game start?

 

[Selena_Kitt]

Because I stole your feet.

When does the game start?

Just before Heidi comes on.


How come it's so cold in here!?!?

 

[CrazyCatGuy]

Just before Heidi comes on.


How come it's so cold in here!?!?

Cus i stole the sun.

Where's my room?

 

[elsol]

Cus i stole the sun.

Where's my room?

I hid it between the boom and broom.

Which one is the salad fork?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

I hid it between the boom and broom.

Which one is the salad fork?

The green one.

Why are men so attracted to boobies?

 

[MaeveoSliabh]

The green one.

Why are men so attracted to boobies?

So they won't use as many paper bags.

Why does my bra not fit anymore?

 

[CrazyCatGuy]

So they won't use as many paper bags.

Why does my bra not fit anymore?

Cus they invented the laptop.

Who's hand is in my pants?!?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Cus they invented the laptop.

Who's hand is in my pants?!?

Ernie the Keebler Elf.

What's the best diet for losing weight?

 

[elsol]

Ernie the Keebler Elf.

What's the best diet for losing weight?

Take a left at the Burger King... go past the light until you see a McDonald's.

Why does that penis looking toy vibrate?

 

[CrazyCatGuy]

Take a left at the Burger King... go past the light until you see a McDonald's.

Why does that penis looking toy vibrate?

cus you probably got it at McDonald's as part of that Happy Meal.

... is it weird that i'm actually craving McDonald's right now? >_>

 

[elsol]

... is it weird that i'm actually craving McDonald's right now? >_>

Wendy doesn't think so.

Why exactly is everything Britney Spears does so important?

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Wendy doesn't think so.

Why exactly is everything Britney Spears does so important?

She is in line for the queenship of America.

When, exactly did we loose control of our school systems?

 

[Guest]

She is in line for the queenship of America.

When, exactly did we loose control of our school systems?

It was demon rock and roll music.

Why do cats aim for my shoes with their hairballs?