Selena_Kitt
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Deperate Housewives
What was the name of that show man vs...?
Man Vs. Suffalufagus
Where are my tweezers?
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Deperate Housewives
What was the name of that show man vs...?
Man Vs. Suffalufagus
Where are my tweezers?
Back at the factory under repair due to a recall for defective blade alignment.
Why is there air?![]()
Politicians (it cools, eventually)
Why is it raining?
cus i'm le tired...
WHY AREN'T YOU FIREING ZE MISSILES?!?!?!
The big red button is broken.
What's for dinner tonight?
We're dining at the Road Kill Cafe. It's a la car.
Does anal count as sex?
Done properly it does.
Why are there no shows when the State of the Union is on?
Are you a commie?
(hey, that works for the answer and the question! KaChing!)

You win.
I can't think of anything after the anal sex.
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Are you a commie?
(hey, that works for the answer and the question! KaChing!)
Done properly it does.
Why are there no shows when the State of the Union is on?
Tuesdays, Thursdays and every other Saturday.
What is the current state of the Union?
Because Space Invaders never made it past video game status. Had it become an actual movie, you'd have a choice.
Why aren't women throwing themselves at me?
)In an effort to combine both...
Rather obese, i'd say. (could work for both questons!)
Why aren't people answering my emails?![]()
The Blackhawks.
When is the anal sex happening?
After the next Jayhawk victory
Why am I getting so sleepy?
After the next Jayhawk victory
Why am I getting so sleepy?
Because you need to watch more House.
http://lolcats.com/images/u/07/22/lolcatsdotcom73aak810zfilrz3d.jpg
Is it can be hugs tiem now plees?
It never left.Alright, bend over and grab your ankles.
Why does everything seem to come back to sex?
No you don't because good dogs can excrete via osmosis hence no mess..
What hass I gots in my pockettss?
Only if you find a twin to pad the other side so she doesn't look lopsided.O GOD! He's got a gun!!! *BAM BAM* o wait, it's just a pack of smokes...
http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/pussycathammock.jpg
Can i please be that cat?
Only if you find a twin to pad the other side so she doesn't look lopsided.
What's the deal with that anyway?

That is 1 part awesome plus 2 parts win
So. Who wants to be my twin?![]()