Wrong answer - game thread

[Zeb_Carter]

It was demon rock and roll music.

Why do cats aim for my shoes with their hairballs?

Shoes, especially yours, are hairball magnets.

Why is it when a baby ( less that 1 ) finds they have a voice, it's a high pitched, fingers across the blackboard, voice?

 

[only_more_so]

Shoes, especially yours, are hairball magnets.

Why is it when a baby ( less that 1 ) finds they have a voice, it's a high pitched, fingers across the blackboard, voice?

They're practicing for American Idol.

Does my breath smell bad?

 

[Zeb_Carter]

They're practicing for American Idol.

Does my breath smell bad?

Only to your dog.


When can I retire?

 

[Guest]

Only to your dog.


When can I retire?

When there is no more national debt.


Why shouldn't you play in the toilet?

 

[Zeb_Carter]

When there is no more national debt.


Why shouldn't you play in the toilet?

'cuz your hand will then be clean.

If you drinkth from the cupth of prosperity whenth willth you beeth whole?

 

[only_more_so]

'cuz your hand will then be clean.

If you drinkth from the cupth of prosperity whenth willth you beeth whole?

Hold on a sec and I'll get some warm water to unfreeze your tongue from the pole.

Do you know how fast you were driving?

 

[elsol]

Do you know how fast you were driving?

Too drunk to see the speedometer.

How come a hot cop never stops me for speeding?

 

[Guest]

Too drunk to see the speedometer.

How come a hot cop never stops me for speeding?

Because they're already in Lit stroke stories.

How come Bugs Bunny enjoys wearing dresses so much?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Because they're already in Lit stroke stories.

How come Bugs Bunny enjoys wearing dresses so much?

It makes it easier to play with Elmer Fudd's rifle.

Why am I craving chocolate chip cookies?

 

[glynndah]

It makes it easier to play with Elmer Fudd's rifle.

Why am I craving chocolate chip cookies?

The better question would be, why aren't you?


What does that button do?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

The better question would be, why aren't you?


What does that button do?

This and that (it's dual function)

Why is there a Starbucks on every other corner?

 

[CrazyCatGuy]

This and that (it's dual function)

Why is there a Starbucks on every other corner?

Because i like cats.

Why are there only beds with 4 posts, and not 5 or 6?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Because i like cats.

Why are there only beds with 4 posts, and not 5 or 6?

Because the streetlights would keep people awake.

Why is dandelion wine so damn sweet?

 

[only_more_so]

Because the streetlights would keep people awake.

Why is dandelion wine so damn sweet?

Otherwise the butch lions would beat them up.

Did you hear the one about the priest and the rabbi who walked into a bar?

 

[CrazyCatGuy]

Otherwise the butch lions would beat them up.

Did you hear the one about the priest and the rabbi who walked into a bar?

Did it involve midgits and umbrellas?

Who invented the word "invented"?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Did it involve midgits and umbrellas?

Who invented the word "invented"?

Albert Einstein's father.

What is the difference between and elf and a gnome?

 

[CrazyCatGuy]

Albert Einstein's father.

What is the difference between and elf and a gnome?

Linux distros doesnt seem to like elves.

Knock knock?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Linux distros doesnt seem to like elves.

Knock knock?

Trash day is Tuesday.

When will the Cubs win a World Series?

 

[elsol]

When will the Cubs win a World Series?

Only big cats do that.

Why does Hollywood have to ruin good movies with bad sequels?

 

[AvoidingRealWork]

Only big cats do that.

Why does Hollywood have to ruin good movies with bad sequels?

Movie producers believe in the religious doctrine that all sacred things must come in threes.

When did Mary Kate Olsen last eat?

 

[elsol]

When did Mary Kate Olsen last eat?

According to the story going around only her sister can answer that.

Coffee, Tea, or Me?

 

[TE999]

According to the story going around only her sister can answer that.

Coffee, Tea, or Me?

I'll have a V-8.

Why won't deer cross where they put those signs?

 

[CrazyCatGuy]

I'll have a V-8.

Why won't deer cross where they put those signs?

Because they're not nearly fashionable enough.

What's the name of that Sushi place just down the road again?

 

[elsol]

What's the name of that Sushi place just down the road again?

The Pacific Ocean

What the fuck it is with women loving to watch other women being bitchy on TV?

 

[wyckdwench]

Deperate Housewives

What was the name of that show man vs...?