Wrong answer - game thread
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TE999 said:
No, that's you.
Why does everything look sharper and more clear at twilight?
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slyc_willie said:No, that's you.
Why does everything look sharper and more clear at twilight?
[I don't smoke, but I fart like a string of firecrackers]
The lower light levels cause your retinas to focus more tightly.
Hey, that's not a funny answer.
I'm off to slumberland. See ya' slyc.
But I guess I have to leave a question.
Who wrote the Book of Love?
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TE999 said:
The Devil. Because only he could have created women.
And, as a last parting thought:
Why are we doing this?
'Night
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The Devil. Because only he could have created women.
And, as a last parting thought:
Why are we doing this?
'Night
Because I can't eat chocolate.
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Why is it 42 and not 43?
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Breakfast.
Why does fake orange juice with all the additives and stuff taste better than fresh, but fresh oranges taste better than store bought?
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Because elves pick them.
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Because of mass hypnosis perpitrated by the food industry.
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42.
(oops, that was the right answer
)Where do the socks go after disappearing from the dryer?
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42.
(oops, that was the right answer
Where do the socks go after disappearing from the dryer?
The Laundry elves take them to use as sleeping bags on their camping trips.
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N.... ok, i'm sorry, i cant say No to pie...
Will you ever forgive me?
Nope
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