Wrong answer - game thread

[Trombonus]

Sorry. My fault.

How do you spell abacus?

Q - R - & - # -7 - X

What does 2 + 2 equal?

 

[TE999]

A seventeen foot tall tangerine blob.

How do you spell abacus?

With one back and one cuss.

What kind of critter is a 'slithy tove' anyway?

 

[slyc_willie]

With one back and one cuss.

What kind of critter is a 'slithy tove' anyway?

It's what they make tofu out of.

How high is the sky?

 

[Svenskaflicka]

It's what they make tofu out of.

How high is the sky?

P(n-1).

IS the sky the limit?

 

[TE999]

It's what they make tofu out of.

How high is the sky?

About as deep as the ocean, only wetter.


What ever happened to Baby Jane?

 

[slyc_willie]

About as deep as the ocean, only wetter.


What ever happened to Baby Jane?

She grew up and became Jack.

What's the perfect height for the flame on a cigarette lighter?

 

[TE999]

She grew up and became Jack.

What's the perfect height for the flame on a cigarette lighter?

The distance from the wick to your nose.

Is that really all there is?

 

[Goldie Munro]

The distance from the wick to your nose.

Is that really all there is?

Yes

Why is Southern Comfort comforting?

 

[slyc_willie]

The distance from the wick to your nose.

Is that really all there is?

Yes.

When is a knife too sharp?

 

[TE999]

Yes

Why is Southern Comfort comforting?

Because, because....I forget, I'm drumbk.

Which road do you take in the yellow wood?

 

[TE999]

Yes.

When is a knife too sharp?

When your finger drops off completely.

When exactly is the end of time?

 

[slyc_willie]

When your finger drops off completely.

When exactly is the end of time?

I'll let you know when it happens.

Why don't teddy bears talk?

 

[TE999]

I'll let you know when it happens.

Why don't teddy bears talk?

Because they're stuffed (groan).

Is evil necessary or is it a necessary evil?

 

[slyc_willie]

Because they're stuffed (groan).

Is evil necessary or is it a necessary evil?

It's an accidental necessity

Can you actually kiss your own ass goodbye?

 

[TE999]

It's an accidental necessity

Can you actually kiss your own ass goodbye?

Only in a tornado or a nuclear detonation.


Do I have to blame it on the bossa nova? (old reference--sorry )

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Only in a tornado or a nuclear detonation.


Do I have to blame it on the bossa nova? (old reference--sorry )

No, you should blame it on the rain.

How much wood WOULD the woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck would chuck wood?

 

[slyc_willie]

No, you should blame it on the rain.

How much wood WOULD the woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck would chuck wood?

3 cords.

How many sea shells did she sell by the sea shore?

 

[TE999]

No, you should blame it on the rain.

How much wood WOULD the woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck would chuck wood?

'Bout enuff to fill his lil' chuck wood box, I reckon.

Are old times there really not forgotten?

 

[Svenskaflicka]

3 cords.

How many sea shells did she sell by the sea shore?

She sold out.

I know what a hankie is, but what's panky?

 

[slyc_willie]

She sold out.

I know what a hankie is, but what's panky?

It's on the other side.

Do two wrongs make a right?

 

[TE999]

It's on the other side.

Do two wrongs make a right?

No, but three do.


Must I obey Murphy's Law?

 

[slyc_willie]

No, but three do.


Must I obey Murphy's Law?

If you don't it'll kick in.

Where's the front on a ball?

 

[TE999]

If you don't it'll kick in.

Where's the front on a ball?

Where would you like it to be?

Where's the end of a Mobius Strip?

 

[slyc_willie]

Where would you like it to be?

Where's the end of a Mobius Strip?

When Mobius takes off his last piece of clothing.

How do you know which end to light on a filterless cigarette?

 

[TE999]

When Mobius takes off his last piece of clothing.

How do you know which end to light on a filterless cigarette?

[good one--snerk]

It's the end that isn't damp.

Who is the brightest bulb on the tree?