Writing Challenge: Time To Play

[slyc_willie]

Time for bed.

I'm going to do a little more work tonight and set the groundscape, as it were. Tomorrow or Wednesday, I'll post a new thread, devoted to this topic as a chain story.

Naturally, I'll write the first chapter.

Once we get enough confirmed authors on board, I'll set up a posting schedule.

'Night, folks.

 

[tickledkitty]

I have to say, the more I'm thinking about this, I'm really liking this middle east connection. She could have been married to some jihad nutcase and ran away and divorced him.

 

[tickledkitty]

Night Slyc.

 

[gauchecritic]

If we're writing new stories for this chain (I'm in) can we post our stories from the thread by themselves? With reference to a forthcoming chain perhaps?

 

[jomar]

If we're writing new stories for this chain (I'm in) can we post our stories from the thread by themselves? With reference to a forthcoming chain perhaps?

I'm hoping we can agree to post stories from this thread into the chain as well as write new stories, but that would be okay too.

 

[tickledkitty]

I'm hoping we can agree to post stories from this thread into the chain as well as write new stories, but that would be okay too.

Are you planning to post them "as is" or add more to them?

 

[jomar]

Are you planning to post them "as is" or add more to them?

Edit and add as needed. Since you asked I did a quick word count and two are over the limit, but under 1000. Don't know if I'll do anything with the malfunctioning temporal transmitter story yet, but it would need beefing up. I'm trying to think of new stories as well.

 

[tickledkitty]

Don't know if I'll do anything with the malfunctioning temporal transmitter story yet, but it would need beefing up. I'm trying to think of new stories as well.

I really liked that one. You should use it.

 

[jomar]

I really liked that one. You should use it.

Thanks, TK, maybe I'll work on it.

 

[slyc_willie]

That's an interesting topic, Gauche, Jomar. My knee-jerk reaction is that I would prefer to see all-new stories in the actual chain, OR edited/lenghtened versions of the stories posted here. My intro to the chain is going to be an original story (and it's a doozy, heh heh heh . . .).

However, feel free to post the stories you have all written here in other categories, with the allusion to this chain somewhere at the top or bottom, if you wouldn't mind.

Thanks

 

[gauchecritic]

That's an interesting topic, Gauche, Jomar. My knee-jerk reaction is that I would prefer to see all-new stories in the actual chain, OR edited/lenghtened versions of the stories posted here. My intro to the chain is going to be an original story (and it's a doozy, heh heh heh . . .).

However, feel free to post the stories you have all written here in other categories, with the allusion to this chain somewhere at the top or bottom, if you wouldn't mind.

Thanks

I can definitely add reference as pre-amble and hopefully whet some appetites.

I shall work on posting the story to sci-fi before the weekend.

 

[slyc_willie]

I can definitely add reference as pre-amble and hopefully whet some appetites.

I shall work on posting the story to sci-fi before the weekend.

I may just do the same with my first post . . . after a little editing.

 

[tickledkitty]

However, feel free to post the stories you have all written here in other categories, with the allusion to this chain somewhere at the top or bottom, if you wouldn't mind.

Thanks

So I can't use an edited version of my story here on the chain?

 

[slyc_willie]

I know it's been a couple of days, and I wanted to get the new thread launched yesterday. But a combination of factors have pushed me back a bit.

I will start a new thread devoted to a chain story idea, hopefully within the next couple of days. Once that happens, I will commit to a posting schedule and be on board 100%.

Thanks in advance for all of you who wish to participate.

 

[gauchecritic]

I've just uploaded my story (sending Johnson back for 15 seconds to Calvary) and titled it "The Ability to Tilt at Windmills" (I love connective titles).

I started with mentioning this thread, that there may be a chain coming up and that Slyc wrote my intro.

Would that be a chain link for all the stories perhaps? slyc's intro? or did I say that already?

 

[jomar]

Haven't done it yet, but will probably do what Gauche did with my Einstein story. For the chain I plan to expand my Hitler story and am playing around with a story idea about Walt Disney.

 

[Lisa Denton]

Well, excuse me from dragging up this thread, I never saw it when it was going on and I just looked at some of the stories and was RFLMAO.

So its been awhile since anyone posted, and everbody moved on to the new chain story TMA thingie, where you post your stories, but I wanted to do one here.

So here it is, first congratulations to everyone who posted because they were excellent short story posts. I liked sweetsubsarahh's story with her and Cloudy especially, and you may want to re-read it on page one to refresh before reading mine, as it kinda ties in.

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Lisa to the rescue

TMA Agent Lisa Denton ordered the NFL cheerleader to “bend over and spread your cheeks” as she bravely searched for contraband. Someone had been sending top secret materials concerning TMA activities into the past, using members of this NFL cheerleading team to courier the documents. Lisa had been through half the team already, it was a tough job but somebody had to do it. This particular girl seemed to be smiling as she pulled down her panties and bent over.

Just then Lisa’s phone rang, before she could answer the TMA pager all agents carried began beeping, she glanced as the message while reaching for her phone, it said simply “all agents MayDay MayDay Headquarters!!”

Lisa told the cheerleader she could go and the girl left looking disappointed, but Lisa knew the call might be top secret and she had to get to her car. She answered the phone on the run. It was Agent Sweetsubsarahh, screaming that she needed help; Lisa heard gunshots and the phone went dead. She jumped in her car, hit the lights and siren and raced to help her friend at headquarters.

Recently a gang of rectifiers led by a villainous mastermind who called himself “Assmicus” had been wreaking havoc through the timeline. They were trying to stamp out lesbianism as we know and love it, because lesbians had “most of the money and all of the pussy” according to their propaganda.

As she arrived at headquarters it looked like a nuclear bomb had gone off. She wasn’t far off, a group of Assmicus’s rectifiers had found headquarters and used an explosive laden truck to breach security and blast the entrance, then inserted a group of rectifier commandos, and it was chaos. Every senior agent was hospitalized or missing, Lisa ordered a command post set up in the blown apart lobby, and they cleared off desks and started getting information. The fighting was raging, two agents, Sweetsubsarahh and Cloudy, had been cut off, and other agents were fighting to get to them.

Lisa looked around and saw the concern in everyone’s eyes. Agent Sweetsubsarahh and Agent Cloudy had both been awarded the Congressional Medal of Honor, for risking their own lives to save buttfucking and the American way of life. She knew her fellow agents felt as she did, the ones standing around her had been through hell and back, many were bleeding, but refusing to leave their friends in time of need, medics were dashing to and fro attempting to bandage the most seriously wounded.

These agents had one thing on their mind, and with the command structure torn asunder they merely needed an order. Lisa screamed “get everyone who can stand and shoot ready and together for one final push, we’re going in.”

And all hell broke loose.

As the bloody group of rescuers made way they could see that the two trapped agents were being pushed backwards though a series of unused labs. The rectifier commandos were staged at points to block the rescuers, and it took time to pick them off. Equipment was being destroyed by their pursuers but at one point Lisa and the other agents got a speaker going near the action. They could hear gunshots raging and what sounded like Indian War-cries. As they made their way one agent pointed out to Lisa that the two trapped agents must have run out of ammo and only their pursuers were shooting, it was true, the dead rectifiers lining the way had been killed in hand to hand combat, or, with strange looking bloody head wounds. A new agent asked Lisa what caused the wounds, and Lisa answered “Agent Cloudy never goes anywhere without her hatchet, no one knows where she keeps it, but if they are out of ammo she is just as deadly with that thing.”

As the rescuers breached the final door to a back lab, they raced past the last commando blocking their way, who was now down and dying, but they were too late. They could see the evil Assmicus and several of his cut-throats with the two unconscious TMA agents, as they used an experimental teleporter to blast downtime, out of the rescuers grasp, shit.

A rescue team was assembled quickly of the most able-bodied agents, and the egg-heads got enough information to send the team to follow, but they warned, they couldn’t get enough equipment repaired to even know where or when it was. They would use the implanted trackers all agents had to retrieve them, when signaled, it was the best they could do.

Lisa and the others arrived in an alleyway, next to a crowd surrounding a TV studio. Dressed in their suits and displaying their fake FBI badges, they just said “federal agent” as they made their way through security and the crowd. They spread out and attempted to find out what the hell was going on.

Agent Lisa saw her target, an attractive woman who was acting very suspiciously, her hands going in and out of her pockets and peeking over a section to a stage. Lisa approached stealthily and tackled the woman, as they struggled Lisa ripped the woman’s dress and finally got what the woman had been trying to get to in her pocket.

Damnit, it was a detonator, and from the glowing lights she knew it was armed. Lisa grabbed her Glock 9mm from her shoulder holster and stuck it in the woman’s neck demanding to know where the bomb was, the woman looked confused. Lisa said “I’m going to blow your fuckin head off your body if you don’t tell me what you are doing.”

The woman meekly responded “I’m one of Ellen’s biggest fans.”

A few moments later Lisa flashed her FBI credentials to the woman and helped her up, trying to straighten the ripped dress to cover her bra and said “sorry, federal agent, uh, you’re free to carry on” and handed her back the remote control leading a wire to the woman’s vibrating butt-plug.

One of the other agents had captured a real rectifier commando and they interrogated him in a back-room. It seemed they were on the studio set of the Ellen Degeneres Talk Show. The Assmicus commandoes plan was to force Ellen to see brutal lesbian rape, hoping to turn her off to lesbianism, marry a geek with a four inch dick, and do irreparable harm to women worldwide by the results.

Lisa and the other agents approached the room where it was to take place; Lisa used her “nifty extending mirror” which she had gotten in a cereal box to peer into the room. Sure enough, Ellen was tied and gagged, her chair facing a bizarre scene. Agents Sweetsubsarahh and Cloudy were tied over chairs doggy style, and an attractive yet sadistic looking torturer babe dressed in leather that was pulling out huge dildoes and other instruments.

Lisa told the group “take 5, smoke em if you got em.”

She had seen Sweetsubsarahh and Cloudy trying to hide their smiles and knew they wouldn’t want to be interrupted for a while.

Later the rescuers dashed into the room and in a hail of gunfire blasted away two rectifier commandoes standing guard, and unfortunately, also the sadistic yet attractive torturer babe when she pulled a gun. They freed Ellen and the two agents, Ellen said she was wet as hell from watching the hot show, Sweetsubsarahh and Cloudy appeared to have enjoyed their torture and were both smoking cigarettes. Everybody got Ellen’s autograph and the group sent the signal to be brought back to headquarters.

Alas, the evil and diabolical Assmicus was not at the scene and will probably continue, perhaps on some web site forum, to attempt to stamp out lesbianism and the American way of life, as we know and love it.

 

[lisa123414]

Lisa baby!!! You make me laugh so hard! Welcome to time travel.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

I learned that my new Lit romance THE KISS was posted today when I got a really nice bit of e-mailed feedback. (see sig) You'd think that sooner or later I'd take the ups and downs of writing with more equanimity.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Lisa Denton]

Lisa baby!!! You make me laugh so hard! Welcome to time travel.

Thanks, I saw yours, "Agent Susan" right?

It was great, where was I when this thread was going, I must have been on a mission someplace, probably top secret, even if I could remember and write it here I would have to kill everbody at Lit after they read it, to protect national security of course.

Maybe I would torture Manu for a while first, for all the times I come here and Lit is down while he fucks with stuff, and Laurel also, with some big sex toys, just for the fun of it.

Oh well, I gotta get back to these cheerleaders, I have to stripsearch each one slowly and carefully, and shine a bright light in thier eyes asking them "if they are now, or have ever been, a member of the communist party" just because I like doing that.

See ya, Lisa.

 

[slyc_willie]

I learned that my new Lit romance THE KISS was posted today when I got a really nice bit of e-mailed feedback. (see sig) You'd think that sooner or later I'd take the ups and downs of writing with more equanimity.

Rumple Foreskin

It's a great character story, Rev. I liked it.

And, Lisa . . . That was hilarious!

 

[gauchecritic]

Oh well, I gotta get back to these cheerleaders, I have to stripsearch each one slowly and carefully, and shine a bright light in thier eyes asking them "if they are now, or have ever been, a member of the communist party" just because I like doing that.

See ya, Lisa.

I think you're getting a little confused between Olivier and Macarthy. When you shine a light into their faces the question is: "Is it safe?"

 

[jomar]

I just tossed one in. I'll let you know when it's approved. By the way, how long does it usually take?

 

[slyc_willie]

I just tossed one in. I'll let you know when it's approved. By the way, how long does it usually take?

You aren't really asking THE QUESTION, are you?

 

[jomar]

You aren't really asking THE QUESTION, are you?

Only if I get the proper answer.