Write your own caption.

[HeavyStick]

http://www.rough-tracks.co.uk/photogallery/lal/images/8 - Too rude, last night at Faro.jpg

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Hanns' mom has to make all the moves for him.

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

Yumm, women with gaptoothed smiles are tasty.

 

[Stout chap]

Jill was shocked to find an obscure Norwegian snake emit from George's lips. Course, when it bit her on the nose she soon found out it was but a harmless pig's tongue, and so she had it for her tea, b'god!

 

[HeavyStick]

If I'm sneaky I can get the Cheez Whiz lining her gums.

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

Umm, Heavy? Who's hair is that on the right? Is that another person's head or chest or shoulder, or does that belong to the gap-toothed gal? (the answer would certainly change my caption!)

 

[HeavyStick]

Umm, Heavy? Who's hair is that on the right? Is that another person's head or chest or shoulder, or does that belong to the gap-toothed gal? (the answer would certainly change my caption!)

Maybe she's flashing her hairtit? I don't know. type out the captions you have.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Maybe she's flashing her hairtit? I don't know. type out the captions you have.

Is it Ezarc?

 

[HeavyStick]

Is it Ezarc?

I said hairtit, not sherwood forest ass.

 

[Guest]

(Geologist answer)

Hmmmm. Tastes salty. . .

 

[Guest]

(Bad Boy Answer)

I'll lick it, but I'm not gonna fuck it.

 

[Guest]

(Country music answer)

Tongue-fuck me baby, through the goal post in my teeth.

 

[HeavyStick]

Re: (Bad Boy Answer)

I'll lick it, but I'm not gonna fuck it.

my fav

 

[JazzManJim]

Local resident Billy Smith (left) wins the "How long can you keep your tongue on the local crackwhore" contest by lasting fifteen days nine hours.

 

[JazzManJim]

Little did John know that cold flagpoles aren't the only thing you can get your tongue stuck to.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Local resident Billy Smith (left) wins the "How long can you keep your tongue on the local crackwhore" contest by lasting fifteen days nine hours.

adds - his wife was his coach.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Little did John know that cold flagpoles aren't the only thing you can get your tongue stuck to.

*DING DING DING*

My vote for 1st place so far

 

[HeavyStick]

"Might as well kiss her, she can't get any uglier."

 

[Guest]

adds - his wife was his coach.

Yes - there is a female hand forcing him to lick her!!

 

[Guest]

Little did John know that cold flagpoles aren't the only thing you can get your tongue stuck to.

Yeah - I like this one, too!

 

[Agent99]

Joanna Wumley, former president of the local PETA chapter says: "I'd rather wear fur than go naked if I can't find any Magic!"

 

[Lancecastor]

"Robert J. Thompson, PhD was just beginning to see the commercial potential of Superglue for the Hirsuite....when Mrs. Johnson walked in to the pub... and the jig was up."

 

[HeavyStick]

The bar ran out of salt, so here goes.

1. Lick ugly broad
2. Tequila shot
3. Lime

 

[naudiz]

Black dress -- $150
Lipstick -- $15
Round of drinks -- $30

The look on his face when he finds out you're really a man -- priceless.