Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[FUBARd1]

The Bishop is always too late
With his hand in the collection plate

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

The Bishop is always too late
With his hand in the collection plate
For that, you'll go to hell

 

[FUBARd1]

The Bishop is always too late
With his hand in the collection plate
For that, you'll go to hell
And really it's just as well

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

The Bishop is always too late
With his hand in the collection plate
For that, you'll go to hell
And really it's just as well
No entrance for you through the Golden gate

 

[FUBARd1]

Since I'm going to Hell I ought to have fun

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Since I'm going to Hell I ought to have fun
I wouldn't know, I'm an ordained nun!

 

[FUBARd1]

Since I'm going to Hell I ought to have fun
I wouldn't know, I'm an ordained nun!
The hell you say!!!!

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Since I'm going to Hell I ought to have fun
I wouldn't know, I'm an ordained nun!
The hell you say!!!!
No, really I'm gay

 

[FUBARd1]

Since I'm going to Hell I ought to have fun
I wouldn't know, I'm an ordained nun!
The hell you say!!!!
No, really I'm gay
Makes me glad I'm a pagan Hun!!

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

So tell me, in what do Pagan's believe?

 

[FUBARd1]

So tell me, in what do Pagan's believe?
That among mother earth's threads we weave

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

So tell me, in what do Pagan's believe?
That among mother earth's threads we weave
And the ending place?

 

[FUBARd1]

So tell me, in what do Pagan's believe?
That among mother earth's threads we weave
And the ending place?
An unknown grace?

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

So tell me, in what do Pagan's believe?
That among mother earth's threads we weave
And the ending place?
An unknown grace?
Awe, a place you'd never want to leave!

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Let's dance naked 'round the fire

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Let's dance naked 'round the fire
Yes Sir, said the maiden to her sire

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Let's dance naked 'round the fire
Yes Sir, said the maiden to her sire
The flames fueled their lust

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Let's dance naked 'round the fire
Yes Sir, said the maiden to her sire
The flames fueled their lust
The love shared was just

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Let's dance naked 'round the fire
Yes Sir, said the maiden to her sire
The flames fueled their lust
The love shared was just
But nine months later: Quagmire!

 

[Lia Monde]

They kissed in magical moonbeams

 

[Cymru6969]

They kissed in magical moonbeams
Linda Lovelace and Harry Reems

 

[Adre]

They kissed in magical moonbeams
Linda Lovelace and Harry Reems
Her throat is so deep

 

[TomBoner]

They kissed in magical moonbeams
Linda Lovelace and Harry Reems
Her throat is so deep
it made his cock seep

 

[stickygirl]

They kissed in magical moonbeams
Linda Lovelace and Harry Reems
Her throat is so deep
it made his cock seep
Oh joy - those deep-throating memes

 

[stickygirl]

Her vag was aflame with desire