Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[neakman]

So I gave her a lick today
And asked if she wanted to play
She quickly said yes
and it was off with her dress

 

[Firecracker]

So I gave her a lick today
And asked if she wanted to play
She quickly said yes
and it was off with her dress
Now off for a roll in the hay!

 

[neakman]

those eyes created such a stir.

 

[stickygirl]

Those eyes created such a stir
Like Kaa, they started to whir

 

[Cymru6969]

Those eyes created such a stir
Like Kaa, they started to whir
Powerless to move

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Those eyes created such a stir
Like Kaa, they started to whir
Powerless to move
Caught in a groove

 

[stickygirl]

Those eyes created such a stir
Like Kaa, they started to whir
Powerless to move
Caught in a groove
Baloo's a surprise in his fur

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[stickygirl]

There was a haggis called Jock

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

There was a haggis called Jock
Who fell in love with his sock!

 

[Lia Monde]

So I gave her a lick today
And asked if she wanted to play
She quickly said yes
And donned her best dress

 

[neakman]

So I gave her a lick today
And asked if she wanted to play
She quickly said yes
And donned her best dress
and said I am yours for today!

 

[neakman]

There was a haggis called Jock
Who fell in love with his sock!
A pull, twist, and jerk

 

[Lia Monde]

There was a haggis called Jock
Who fell in love with his sock!
A pull, twist, and jerk
Brought a spurt and a smirk

 

[neakman]

There was a haggis called Jock
Who fell in love with his sock!
A pull, twist, and jerk
Brought a spurt and a smirk
and then a due to a second sock

 

[37_ttej]

He couldn't explain his dress

(this will end badly)

 

[Cymru6969]

He couldn't explain his dress
He likes it that way, we guess

(this will end badly)

I hope so!!

 

[thebeesknees]

He couldn't explain his dress
He likes it that way, we guess
It was short and revealing

 

[stickygirl]

He couldn't explain his dress
He likes it that way, we guess
It was short and revealing
His big balls appealing

 

[cliteatingman]

He couldn't explain his dress
He likes it that way, we guess
It was short and revealing
His big balls appealing
They're, totally exposed no less

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

A glass of wine, an ice cold brew

 

[DoRaMe]

A glass of wine, an ice cold brew
Just to name a drink or two

 

[Lia Monde]

A glass of wine, an ice cold brew
Just to name a drink or two
Each opens the mind

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

A glass of wine, an ice cold brew
Just to name a drink or two
Each opens the mind
Lets you unwind

 

[Lia Monde]

A glass of wine, an ice cold brew
Just to name a drink or two
Each opens the mind
Lets you unwind
Encourages a mate to woo.

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Monde wanders the dark woods lush