Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[AbsintheFather]

Her vag was aflame with desire
So horny she thought she'd expire


Impressed with your finish there ^ Sticky

 

[Cymru6969]

Her vag was aflame with desire
So horny she thought she'd expire
His hose doused it quick

 

[Lia Monde]

Her vag was aflame with desire
She whispered to him to conspire

 

[cliteatingman]

Her vag was aflame with desire
She whispered to him to conspire
His response could be seen

 

[thebeesknees]

Her vag was aflame with desire
She whispered to him to conspire
His response could be seen
A load of white cream

 

[cliteatingman]

Her vag was aflame with desire
She whispered to him to conspire
His response could be seen
A load of white cream
After which he paid for her hire

 

[Cymru6969]

Her vag was aflame with desire
So horny she thought she'd expire
His hose doused it quick
God, she loved his prick
Always soothing her pussy's fire

 

[stickygirl]

There is a hot fireman called Mitch


AF *curtsey*

 

[Adre]

There is a hot fireman called Mitch
Who wants to make me his bitch

 

[stickygirl]

There is a hot fireman called Mitch
Who wants to make me his bitch
Adre took his hose

 

[Adre]

There is a hot fireman called Mitch
Who wants to make me his bitch
Adre took his hose
Well damn, thar she blows!

 

[stickygirl]

There is a hot fireman called Mitch
Who wants to make me his bitch
Adre took his hose
Well damn, thar she blows!
His tender got red from the itch

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Why do you think they call her sticky?

 

[FUBARd1]

Why do you think they call her sticky?
I doubt the answer's so very tricky

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Why do you think they call her sticky?
I doubt the answer's so very tricky
Is she candy like?

 

[FUBARd1]

Why do you think they call her sticky?
I doubt the answer's so very tricky
Is she candy like?
A drink with a spike?

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Why do you think they call her sticky?
I doubt the answer's so very tricky
Is she candy like?
A drink with a spike?
Maybe it's because she likes a quickie

 

[FUBARd1]

So, Sticky, do you like a quickie?

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

So, Sticky, do you like a quickie?
She won't answer, she's too picky.

 

[stickygirl]

So, Sticky, do you like a quickie?
She won't answer, she's too picky.
I've been sleeping

 

[Cymru6969]

So, Sticky, do you like a quickie?
She won't answer, she's too picky.
I've been sleeping
Shut-eye reaping

 

[stickygirl]

So, Sticky, do you like a quickie?
She won't answer, she's too picky.
I've been sleeping
Shut-eye reaping
Dreamt you all gave me licky

 

[TomBoner]

So I gave her a lick today

 

[thebeesknees]

So I gave her a lick today
And asked if she wanted to play

 

[Firecracker]

So I gave her a lick today
And asked if she wanted to play
She quickly said yes