Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[FUBARd1]

It's time for a limerick with class,
I guess I shouldn't use the word ass
Is ass all that bad?

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

It's time for a limerick with class,
I guess I shouldn't use the word ass
Is ass all that bad?
It lacks class, a tad

 

[Dan638]

It's time for a limerick with class,
I guess I shouldn't use the word ass
Is ass all that bad?
It lacks class, a tad
Use it with jack and it will pass

 

[37_ttej]

It's time for a limerick with class,
I guess I shouldn't use the word ass
Is ass all that bad?
It lacks class, a tad
Use it with jack and it will pass

"That's a really sweet ass", said Jack

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

"That's a really sweet ass", said Jack
Would you like to give it a crack?

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[stickygirl]

"That's a really sweet ass", said Jack
Would you like to give it a crack?
She bent herself double

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

"That's a really sweet ass", said Jack
Would you like to give it a crack?
She bent herself double
Loving to be in trouble

 

[BubblyBookworm]

"That's a really sweet ass", said Jack
Would you like to give it a crack?
She bent herself double
Loving to be in trouble

"That's a really sweet ass", said Jack
Would you like to give it a crack?
She bent herself double
Loving to be in trouble

Bend, she might,
Her sweet ass so tight,
Let's get together for the night!

 

[stickygirl]

"That's a really sweet ass", said Jack
Would you like to give it a crack?
She bent herself double
Loving to be in trouble
And sunk her teeth in his sack

 

[Cymru6969]

Her labia glistened with dew

 

[stickygirl]

Her labia glistened with dew
She'd stayed out all night, it was true

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Her labia glistened with dew
She'd stayed out all night, it was true
She rolled in the grass

 

[stickygirl]

Her labia glistened with dew
She'd stayed out all night, it was true
She rolled in the grass
Sang "Muchas Gracias"

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Her labia glistened with dew
She'd stayed out all night, it was true
She rolled in the grass
Sang "Muchas Gracias"
The men left saying, "de nada y tu"

 

[Lia Monde]

Adam sucked Eve's forbidden fruit

 

[Cymru6969]

Adam sucked Eve's forbidden fruit
Whilst contemplating her poop shute

 

[AbsintheFather]

Adam sucked Eve's forbidden fruit
Whilst contemplating her poop shute
His tongue slipped lower



Hiya Cy - classy line

 

[TomBoner]

Adam sucked Eve's forbidden fruit
Whilst contemplating her poop shute
His tongue slipped lower
He figured he'd show her

 

[Cymru6969]

Adam sucked Eve's forbidden fruit
Whilst contemplating her poop shute
His tongue slipped lower
He figured he'd show her
Original sin with his root

TY AF! I aim to please

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Twas not sucking, a bite caused Adam's fall

 

[Adre]

Twas not sucking, a bite caused Adam's fall
With your name that's a good call

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Twas not sucking, a bite caused Adam's fall
With your name that's a good call
I too, aim to please

 

[Cymru6969]

Twas not sucking, a bite caused Adam's fall
With your name that's a good call
I too, aim to please
The bible agrees

 

[stickygirl]

Twas not sucking, a bite caused Adam's fall
With your name that's a good call
I too, aim to please
The bible agrees
"That's not what I heard", said St Paul

 

[Cymru6969]

The Bishop is always too late


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