Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[weespanner]

Exhausted, she lay back in bed
The batteries were almost dead
Her orgasm was near
As he breathed in her ear
"I'll just use my fingers instead"

 

[Lia Monde]

The bra barely held her bazooms

 

[stickygirl]

The bra barely held her bazooms
Like ostrich eggs sat on teaspoons

 

[Lia Monde]

The bra barely held her bazooms
Like ostrich eggs sat on teaspoons
Sheer, flimsy lace cups

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

The bra barely held her bazooms
Like ostrich eggs sat on teaspoons
Sheer, flimsy lace cups
She called them her pups

 

[stickygirl]

The bra barely held her bazooms
Like ostrich eggs sat on teaspoons
Sheer, flimsy lace cups
She called them her pups
Just show them your bone and she'll swoon

 

[BlueEyedGent]

I am strolling the halls of Lit

 

[numeniusa]

I am strolling the halls of Lit
Wanting company, just for a bit

 

[stickygirl]

I am strolling the halls of Lit
Wanting company, just for a bit
My fingers are tired

 

[numeniusa]

I am strolling the halls of Lit
Wanting company, just for a bit
My fingers are tired
But the rest of me's wired

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

I am strolling the halls of Lit
Wanting company, just for a bit
My fingers are tired
My vibe should be wired

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

I am strolling the halls of Lit
Wanting company, just for a bit
My fingers are tired
But the rest of me's wired
I'm so horny I can't even sit!

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Raw oysters... Do they do the trick?

 

[37_ttej]

Raw oysters... Do they do the trick?
Sure - look at the size of my dick!

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Raw oysters... Do they do the trick?
Sure - look at the size of my dick!
I shriek with surprise

 

[37_ttej]

Raw oysters... Do they do the trick?
Sure - look at the size of my dick!
I shriek with surprise
Is that thing life-size?

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Raw oysters... Do they do the trick?
Sure - look at the size of my dick!
I shriek with surprise
Is that thing life-size?
Let's find out, stick it in me, quick!!

 

[37_ttej]

LOL.

He was a most obedient man.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

He was a most obedient man.
To please her he does what he can

 

[37_ttej]

He was a most obedient man.
To please her he does what he can
Allow me, dear ma'am
To open your clam
And find a sweet pearl; that's the plan.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Open the clam and drink the juice

 

[37_ttej]

Open the clam and drink the juice
'Arizona shots' I'll gladly sluice

(Bit of license with the metre there, sorry. Say it quick and you won't notice)

 

[stickygirl]

Open the clam and drink the juice
'Arizona shots' I'll gladly sluice
What does that mean?

 

[numeniusa]

Open the clam and drink the juice
'Arizona shots' I'll gladly sluice
What does that mean?
Sounds quite obscene

 

[stickygirl]

Open the clam and drink the juice
'Arizona shots' I'll gladly sluice
What does that mean?
Sounds quite obscene
Perhaps it means Jett's on the loose?