Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[Cymru6969]

Cymru had a bad case of blue balls
He needed to coat someone's walls
A volunteer, please
To give it a squeeze
The winner comes with me on hols

 

[FUBARd1]

We all love the ladies of Lit

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

We all love the ladies of Lit
Some of them have quite intelligent wit

 

[FUBARd1]

We all love the ladies of Lit
Some of them have quite intelligent wit
The guys, we are humbled

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

We all love the ladies of Lit
Some of them have quite intelligent wit
The guys, we are humbled
Head over heals, we tumbled

 

[Dan638]

We all love the ladies of Lit
Some of them have quite intelligent wit
The guys, we are humbled
Head over heals, we tumbled
We landed my lips on your tit.......

 

[Lia Monde]

Excited was her stiff little pearl

 

[Dan638]

Excited was her stiff little pearl
His tongue did a wiggle and swirl

 

[Cymru6969]

Excited was her stiff little pearl
His tongue did a wiggle and swirl
With quivering legs

 

[weespanner]

Excited was her stiff little pearl
His tongue did a wiggle and swirl
With quivering legs
She breathlessly begs

 

[stickygirl]

Excited was her stiff little pearl
His tongue did a wiggle and swirl
With quivering legs
She breathlessly begs
I'll gush like a whore not a girl

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Sticky admits to gushing like a whore

 

[Cymru6969]

Sticky admits to gushing like a whore
Who could ask for anything more?

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Sticky admits to gushing like a whore
Who could ask for anything more?
She cries and she screams

 

[Adre]

Sticky admits to gushing like a whore
Who could ask for anything more?
She cries and she screams
The girl of my dreams

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Sticky admits to gushing like a whore
Who could ask for anything more?
She cries and she screams
The girl of my dreams
No one can ever say she's a bore!

 

[stickygirl]

You guys are cool and I'm choked

 

[Adre]

You guys are cool and I'm choked
So you like when your ego is stroked?

 

[stickygirl]

You guys are cool and I'm choked
So you like when your ego is stroked?
Or another bit

 

[Cymru6969]

You guys are cool and I'm choked
So you like when your ego is stroked?
Or another bit
Why you cheeky git

 

[stickygirl]

You guys are cool and I'm choked
So you like when your ego is stroked?
Or another bit
Why you cheeky git
And my cheeks are spread when I'm poked

 

[Elmo_Lincoln]

He discovered that 'she' was really a 'he'!

 

[Lia Monde]

He discovered that 'she' was really a 'he'!
His first reaction was to flee.

 

[jameslewis]

He discovered that 'she' was really a 'he'!
His first reaction was to flee.
When he found the same sex parts

 

[stickygirl]

He discovered that 'she' was really a 'he'!
His first reaction was to flee.
When he found the same sex parts
He thought 'Why not? Lets start'
He didn't see what the problem would be