Write Our Own Limericks: V4

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The view from the top is outstanding
Looks like it will be a soft landing
So, leap into the void,
Or just slip in like Freud
Your underwear must be disbanding.
 
There once was a man who was stiff
All he needed was a little whiff
Of his lady's sweet aroma
 
There once was a man who was stiff
All he needed was a little whiff
Of his lady's sweet aroma
While splayed on the sofa
 
There once was a man who was stiff
All he needed was a little whiff
Of his lady's sweet aroma
So sweet, it put him in a coma
 
There once was a man who was stiff
All he needed was a little whiff
Of his lady's sweet aroma
So sweet, it put him in a coma
Which left him dreaming of "What if?"
 
There once was a man who was stiff
All he needed was a little whiff
Of his lady's sweet aroma
While splayed on the sofa
It was that or he'd jump off a cliff
 
Inez lifted her skirt to flash
All the men at the bachelor bash
She gave them a peek
They gave her a tweak
 
Inez lifted her skirt to flash
All the men at the bachelor bash
She gave them a peek
They gave her a tweak
and home she went with the cash.
 
Everyone here seems to love porn
They find that it gives them the horn
Guys and girls watch it
And fondle their crotch-bit :rolleyes:
 
Everyone here seems to love porn
They find that it gives them the horn
Guys and girls watch it
And fondle their crotch-bit
Panties and spunk become airborne
 
Elle's new dress was short and was sweet
Her lace panties pooled at her feet
Kicking them aside


Wee:rose:
 
Cymru ;)

Elle's new dress was short and was sweet
Her lace panties pooled at her feet
Kicking them aside
She then sat astride
 
Elle's new dress was short and was sweet
Her lace panties pooled at her feet
Kicking them aside
She then sat astride
Her veiny, meaty midnight treat
 
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