Write Our Own Limericks: V4

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A lass named Lia was busy,
Her body and mind in a tizzy
Her thoughts were a-whirl
Quite a ditzy girl
But she's sweet as a soda so fizzy
 
Without clothes, Frank took a cold walk
Naked with Kirk, Scotty and Spock
He 'bout froze his willy
 
Without clothes, Frank took a cold walk
Naked with Kirk, Scotty and Spock
He 'bout froze his willy
Until he saw Lily
 
Without clothes, Frank took a cold walk
Naked with Kirk, Scotty and Spock
He 'bout froze his willy
Until he saw Lily
And then the heat sprung to his cock!
 
She set both her phasers to stun
Her enemies were hard on the run
One, however, tripped
His pants were unzipped
 
She set both her phasers to stun
Her enemies were hard on the run
One, however, tripped
His pants were unzipped
When his goods fell out, they had fun
 
Her high-beams, they were a-gleaming
While her panties were a-steaming~!
She lifted her shirt
 
Her high-beams, they were a-gleaming
While her panties were a-steaming~!
She lifted her shirt
The teasing little flirt
 
Her high-beams, they were a-gleaming
While her panties were a-steaming~!
She lifted her shirt
The teasing little flirt
So he bent her over for a-reaming!
 
Some men can be very handy
In the way they handle the candy
Some like to suck it
Some like to pluck it
 
Some men can be very handy
In the way they handle the candy
Some like to suck it
Some like to pluck it
All depends if the man is a dandy
 
The view from the top is outstanding
Looks like it will be a soft landing
So, leap into the void,
 
The view from the top is outstanding
Looks like it will be a soft landing
So, leap into the void,
Or just slip in like Freud
 
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