Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[FUBARd1]

A lass named Lia was busy,
Her body and mind in a tizzy
Her thoughts were a-whirl
Quite a ditzy girl
But she's sweet as a soda so fizzy

 

[Lia Monde]

Without clothes, Frank took a cold walk

 

[Cymru6969]

Without clothes, Frank took a cold walk
Naked with Kirk, Scotty and Spock

 

[FUBARd1]

Without clothes, Frank took a cold walk
Naked with Kirk, Scotty and Spock
He 'bout froze his willy

 

[Lia Monde]

Without clothes, Frank took a cold walk
Naked with Kirk, Scotty and Spock
He 'bout froze his willy
Until he saw Lily

 

[FUBARd1]

Without clothes, Frank took a cold walk
Naked with Kirk, Scotty and Spock
He 'bout froze his willy
Until he saw Lily
And then the heat sprung to his cock!

 

[Cymru6969]

She set both her phasers to stun

 

[FUBARd1]

She set both her phasers to stun
Her enemies were hard on the run

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

She set both her phasers to stun
Her enemies were hard on the run
One, however, tripped

 

[FUBARd1]

She set both her phasers to stun
Her enemies were hard on the run
One, however, tripped
His pants were unzipped

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

She set both her phasers to stun
Her enemies were hard on the run
One, however, tripped
His pants were unzipped
When his goods fell out, they had fun

 

[FUBARd1]

Her high-beams, they were a-gleaming

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Her high-beams, they were a-gleaming
While her panties were a-steaming~!

 

[FUBARd1]

Her high-beams, they were a-gleaming
While her panties were a-steaming~!
She lifted her shirt

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Her high-beams, they were a-gleaming
While her panties were a-steaming~!
She lifted her shirt
The teasing little flirt

 

[FUBARd1]

Her high-beams, they were a-gleaming
While her panties were a-steaming~!
She lifted her shirt
The teasing little flirt
So he bent her over for a-reaming!

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Some men can be very handy

 

[FUBARd1]

Some men can be very handy
In the way they handle the candy

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Some men can be very handy
In the way they handle the candy
Some like to suck it

 

[FUBARd1]

Some men can be very handy
In the way they handle the candy
Some like to suck it
Some like to pluck it

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Some men can be very handy
In the way they handle the candy
Some like to suck it
Some like to pluck it
All depends if the man is a dandy

 

[FUBARd1]

The view from the top is outstanding

 

[weespanner]

The view from the top is outstanding
Looks like it will be a soft landing

 

[EbersMoll]

The view from the top is outstanding
Looks like it will be a soft landing
So, leap into the void,

 

[weespanner]

The view from the top is outstanding
Looks like it will be a soft landing
So, leap into the void,
Or just slip in like Freud