Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[Lia Monde]

Todd's man pole was straight and was thick
It wasn't your ordinary dick
Girls admired its size

 

[weespanner]

Todd's man pole was straight and was thick
It wasn't your ordinary dick
Girls admired its size
With lust in their eyes

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Todd's man pole was straight and was thick
It wasn't your ordinary dick
Girls admired its size
It was a unique prize

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Todd's man pole was straight and was thick
It wasn't your ordinary dick
Girls admired its size
With lust in their eyes
They all wanted to give it a lick

 

[weespanner]

2 for 1

Todd's man pole was straight and was thick
It wasn't your ordinary dick
Girls admired its size
It was a unique prize
The mere thought made their panties slick

or

Todd's man pole was straight and was thick
It wasn't your ordinary dick
Girls admired its size
It was a unique prize
He'd tempt them with a close-up pic

 

[sybarite_1]

Big boy Pete was amorous and lonely

 

[numeniusa]

Big boy Pete was amorous and lonely
His cock was as huge as it could be

 

[Cymru6969]

Big boy Pete was amorous and lonely
His cock was as huge as it could be
Too large for some cunts

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Big boy Pete was amorous and lonely
His cock was as huge as it could be
Too large for some cunts
And unused for months

 

[Cymru6969]

Big boy Pete was amorous and lonely
His cock was as huge as it could be
Too large for some cunts
And unused for months
He came down the chimney only

new one

There's a nude beach close to Bordeaux

 

[weespanner]

There's a nude beach close to Bordeaux
Where the dangly bits are on show

 

[missmaddy]

There's a nude beach close to Bordeaux
Where the dangly bits are on show
Two peas in a pod

 

[numeniusa]

There's a nude beach close to Bordeaux
Where the beautiful people all geaux

 

[weespanner]

There's a nude beach close to Bordeaux
Where the dangly bits are on show
Two peas in a pod
Obscured by a rod


There's a nude beach close to Bordeaux
Where the beautiful people all geaux
Some ugly ones too

 

[missmaddy]

There's a nude beach close to Bordeaux
Where the dangly bits are on show
Two peas in a pod
Obscured by a rod
All lined up in a uniform row.


There's a nude beach close to Bordeaux
Where the beautiful people all geaux
Some ugly ones too
But only a few

 

[weespanner]

There's a nude beach close to Bordeaux
Where the beautiful people all geaux
Some ugly ones too
But only a few
The heat makes everything grow

 

[37_ttej]

There once was a loon from Oz

 

[weespanner]

There once was a loon from Oz
Who loved to lick his own baws

*baws = balls in Scotland

 

[Cymru6969]

There once was a loon from Oz
Who loved to lick his own baws
Flexible was he

 

[weespanner]

There once was a loon from Oz
Who loved to lick his own baws
Flexible was he
And for a small fee

 

[Cymru6969]

There once was a loon from Oz
Who loved to lick his own baws
Flexible was he
And for a small fee
He'll offend all your in-laws

 

[Lia Monde]

Cymru had a bad case of blue balls

 

[weespanner]

Cymru had a bad case of blue balls
He needed to coat someone's walls

 

[Cymru6969]

Cymru had a bad case of blue balls
He needed to coat someone's walls
A volunteer, please

 

[weespanner]

Cymru had a bad case of blue balls
He needed to coat someone's walls
A volunteer, please
To give it a squeeze